For the beautiful ladies of EF...

[valhalla555]

If I were to meet you for the first time and whispered this to you, in a sexy seductive manner. Would you give up the poonanny?

You are so fucking sexy tonight. Do you want to know what I would do to you?

First, I’d lay you on your back. Slooowly pulling off your panties. Looking into your deep, beautiful eyes, as I pull them all the way off. Oh, my God your pussy is so pretty. I can barely control myself. My cock is throbbing, yearning, to be inside of you. I must be inside of you. I pull your thighs back, and start kissing the back of your knees. Licking. Kissing. Tasting your delicious flesh. Your smell is so sweet. So powerful…My God I can’t believe the rush I’m feeling from kissing your thighs. My lips are on fire. Burning. Burning to press my lips against yours. Burning to taste your warmth. Burning to devour your wet pussy with my kiss. I move closer. Gently, tonguing your inner thighs. Closer. Closer to paradise. My paradise. I tremble at the thought of being inside of you. Yearning to feel your soft and silky flesh wrap around my manhood. Receiving me. Welcoming me. I must be patient. I must control myself. I reach the gates of paradise…your lovely delicious labia. Wanting my kiss. Trembling. Quivering. Anticipating. You feel my hot breath on your lips. Tormenting. Teasing. Tickling your love button. Begging for my kiss. I lick around your clit. Never touching. Licking. Tasting. Stroking. My God, you’re so hot. So wet. You arch your back to accept my mouth. I move closer. Closer. And then…

 

[Mr. Black]

I'm no lady but if I was and I heard that...laughing hystericaly I'd wind up and kick you right in the fucking balls as hard as I could and call it a day

 

[Alkybanshee]

If I were to meet you for the first time and whispered this to you, in a sexy seductive manner. Would you give up the poonanny?

You are so fucking sexy tonight. Do you want to know what I would do to you?

First, I’d lay you on your back. Slooowly pulling off your panties. Looking into your deep, beautiful eyes, as I pull them all the way off. Oh, my God your pussy is so pretty. I can barely control myself. My cock is throbbing, yearning, to be inside of you. I must be inside of you. I pull your thighs back, and start kissing the back of your knees. Licking. Kissing. Tasting your delicious flesh. Your smell is so sweet. So powerful…My God I can’t believe the rush I’m feeling from kissing your thighs. My lips are on fire. Burning. Burning to press my lips against yours. Burning to taste your warmth. Burning to devour your wet pussy with my kiss. I move closer. Gently, tonguing your inner thighs. Closer. Closer to paradise. My paradise. I tremble at the thought of being inside of you. Yearning to feel your soft and silky flesh wrap around my manhood. Receiving me. Welcoming me. I must be patient. I must control myself. I reach the gates of paradise…your lovely delicious labia. Wanting my kiss. Trembling. Quivering. Anticipating. You feel my hot breath on your lips. Tormenting. Teasing. Tickling your love button. Begging for my kiss. I lick around your clit. Never touching. Licking. Tasting. Stroking. My God, you’re so hot. So wet. You arch your back to accept my mouth. I move closer. Closer. And then…

Its cool except for when you say labia, you dork.

 

[valhalla555]

Bwaha. I knew something was wrong with that labia part.

I try to get feedback from chicks and two homos respond. Thanks!

 

[Mr. Black]

If I were to meet you for the first time and whispered this to you, in a sexy seductive manner. Would you give up the poonanny?

You are so fucking sexy tonight. Do you want to know what I would do to you?

First, I’d lay you on your back. Slooowly pulling off your panties. Looking into your deep, beautiful eyes, as I pull them all the way off. Oh, my God your pussy is so pretty. I can barely control myself. My cock is throbbing, yearning, to be inside of you. I must be inside of you. I pull your thighs back, and start kissing the back of your knees. Licking. Kissing. Tasting your delicious flesh. Your smell is so sweet. So powerful…My God I can’t believe the rush I’m feeling from kissing your thighs. My lips are on fire. Burning. Burning to press my lips against yours. Burning to taste your warmth. Burning to devour your wet pussy with my kiss. I move closer. Gently, tonguing your inner thighs. Closer. Closer to paradise. My paradise. I tremble at the thought of being inside of you. Yearning to feel your soft and silky flesh wrap around my manhood. Receiving me. Welcoming me. I must be patient. I must control myself. I reach the gates of paradise…your lovely delicious labia. Wanting my kiss. Trembling. Quivering. Anticipating. You feel my hot breath on your lips. Tormenting. Teasing. Tickling your love button. Begging for my kiss. I lick around your clit. Never touching. Licking. Tasting. Stroking. My God, you’re so hot. So wet. You arch your back to accept my mouth. I move closer. Closer. And then…

...this won't get you pussy but you might have a shot as a romance novelist?


"I try to get feedback from chicks and two homos respond. Thanks!"

...well at least now you don't look like a complete fucking tool with a thread of zero reply's!

 

[Mr. Black]

No Prob Bro...Good luck in your quest for tail

 

[valhalla555]

...well at least now you don't look like a complete fucking tool with a thread of zero reply's!

HAHA. So true. So true. Thanks!

 

[slobberknocker]

Is your cock really throbbing and yearning to be inside of me, or do you just say that to all the pretty ladies?

 

[Mini Viper]

as posted by valhalla555

labia

That bit was fucked up, try a different word. lol

Anyway, saying all that is a waste of fucking time and its cheesy!
Get straight to the point man!

Right and if she's hot for ya (cos of your buff looks), you dont have to say anything cos the next thing ya know your too busy licking her pussy

 

[SoKlueles]

It was a nice story for a Harlequin Novel, but I wouldnt buy it. The novel either. It is cheesy. What ever happened to old fashioned romance? Being shy and cautious, asking a girl on a date. Thats what needs to be done.....make a story about that....without the labia stuff and the poonanny thing.....geez lol.