Fleshlight owners

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i've read through this entire thread and it's pretty fucking awesome. even the (real) girl sitting next to me was LOLing.

how did you explain the massive ANABOLIC STEROID CYCLES banners on the top of the page to her? lolololllolo

 

[borris]

Yes, they do.

I ordered that model.

It's called the Rocky Road.

ahahahaahahha

 

[Wulfgar]

I ordered one too thanks to this thread

 

[Lestat]

I ordered one too thanks to this thread

lolol

 

[borris]

How heavy is it? Like a couple pounds? It's gotta be great on your forearms, almost like super setting hammer curls?

 

[Wulfgar]

I wondered the same thing myself
Mine will be here in the next couple days
Ill weigh it

 

[all the whey]

They need to. I can't stand bald cooch.

I am with you on that.

Shaved is way too played out now!

 

[jack sparrow]

Well you tools, it got here

Got it out of the box, and it felt like a jellyfish lol...smelled kinda funny too. Imagine that. Played around with it for a bit, stretched it, checked out the hole, threw it up in the air, put it on my forehead etc. Looks nothing like a flashlight when you put the cap on...more like a coffee mug glued to the end of a flashlight really. The vag insert looks just like a real vag, but a little firmer is how I would describe it...not rubber or anything like that, but some other shit that was no doubt invented by a geek chemist who now has more money than all of us.

Anyhow, I have some more work to do, and aside from that the cheap fucks either forgot the lube, or I never ordered any..alls I got was a cheap ass 1/3 oz. trial lube thing.

I may hit it later if the mood strikes me.

 

[redsamurai]

Well you tools, it got here

Got it out of the box, and it felt like a jellyfish lol...smelled kinda funny too. Imagine that. Played around with it for a bit, stretched it, checked out the hole, threw it up in the air, put it on my forehead etc. Looks nothing like a flashlight when you put the cap on...more like a coffee mug glued to the end of a flashlight really. The vag insert looks just like a real vag, but a little firmer is how I would describe it...not rubber or anything like that, but some other shit that was no doubt invented by a geek chemist who now has more money than all of us.

Anyhow, I have some more work to do, and aside from that the cheap fucks either forgot the lube, or I never ordered any..alls I got was a cheap ass 1/3 oz. trial lube thing.

I may hit it later if the mood strikes me.

just go get some cooking oil

 

[jack sparrow]

just go get some cooking oil

Nah, I think that will fuck it up. Besides, I don't want the room smelling like a deep fryer. I just got the burned smell out from the pizza that I turned into a hockey puck last week.