First world problems

[wootoom]

I went to work today...on my tan...off to Hawaii next month..first class...fml

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm never missing work again as long as the new chick works there

 

[miplank]

im telling

 

[bigbassturd]

Meh, scrubs knows I won't douche it

That's why I can say shit openly here without fear of her seeing it


New bish is still fine though

 

[miplank]

then why didn't you edit your post?

 

[bigbassturd]

Wut?

Why would I? She knows I'm knot gonna do anything, but she's still gonna give me shit for it. What wife wouldn't talk smack when their husband's assistant is hot?

 

[bigbassturd]

Besides, she's almost never here. The likelyhood of her even seeing this thread is very low

 

[wootoom]

Who the fuck is scrubs? God I'm mad

 

[wootoom]

Nope...she gave me the green light....started playing footsies at a lunch and I accommodated her intentions. We used protection.

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Fuck off you creepy piece of donkey shit

 

[bigbassturd]

Who the fuck is scrubs? God I'm mad

some bish that gets half my shit if I pork the new chick