They're bitch tits, dude. The only foolproof thing I've ever heard of that gets rid of a full-on case is surgery. Man, I've had bitch tits since I was fourteen. Still got 'em, too. For the first few years, I was really, REALLY embarrassed about them, but now they don't bother me so much. I'll just have to deal with them until I'm at a point in my life where I have a couple grand to spend on surgery. In the meantime, I'm still getting laid, still getting compliments on my physique...life goes on, compadre.
I should laugh, I paid the 2K to get the surgery done... I had the bitch titties since I was in 6th grade and finally got them removed when I was 23... FINALLY.. (I'm almost 28 now, btw)