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Anal masterbation is a form of masterbation that a few people only understand. I for one love it, I don't do it often but once in a while when I get a chance I get down and dirty. I have a large toy chest of toys made for anal play. I usually like to start out by giving myself an enuma and getting rid of all fecal matter that I can for nice clean fun. Afterwards I squirt a bit of lube up my sphincster and insert a small butt plug to get things going. On my way from the bathroom I'm squeezing my butt cheeks together to stimulate the plug inside my ass. However it is only a small plug which I use to give my ass a heads up that it's about to get penetrated. Once I'm situated on the bed I reach into my chest and rummage around....what am I in the mood for? Ahhh.. the inflatable vibrating butt plug. This toy is out of site, it vibratates off of one little control unit and it can be inflated from another little handheld hand pump. I spread my legs, perch up on my elbow and squirt a hefty amount of lube into my waiting oraface. Then I slowly edge in the lubed up butt plug in between my cheeks and through my mud hole. It slips in without much effort, I pull it back out and push it back in multiple times getting my hole used to the idea of foreign objects stuffing it. All the while it is gently vibrating, of course I step up the vibrations until it feels like its going to jump out of my ass! Now I squeeze the pump once, twice, three times....now the plug isn't going anywhere. I roll around squeezing my ass together feeling the inflated, vibrating butt plug snugg in my ass. I start pumping more and more it feels as though my ass is going to explode, but it feels sooo good. Like a huge fart that will never come out. I get up and walk around squeezing my lower body every which way so I can feel the plug from every angle. It is time to deflate, only to repeat the process again or lube up and get my ass ready for something different. So I squirt out the buzzing plug. Do I feel a void now! So I grab a hefty smooth vibrator and stuff it inside, putting it on high. I thrust again and again f---ing myself. Swirling it around and around from different angles hitting as much nerve endings as possible with this large vibrator. I lay on my side lodging the vibrator from slipping out of my slippery ass, I get out a toy that is like a cross between anal beads and a dildo and it has a rope coming out of the back end. I rub it up with some KY and gingerly bring it in the vicinity of my vibrating hole. I raise my leg and the vibrator shoots out, only to be instantley replaced my a long slender anal bead dildo. this toy isn't putting any pressure on my anal tunnel so it's not slipping out. I get up from the bed get down on all fours on the ground and take the string which is all that remains of the dildo and loop it around a door knob. Getting ready to slowly lurch forward plopping each bead out one at a time every time sending shivers through my spine. Then I jerk the last two out and collapse on the floor shuddering. I leave hanging on the door knob and go and get my large rubber dildo out that actually ejaculates when you squeeze its large balls. I fill it up with lube situate it on the bed, stick the tube of KY into my throbbing ass and give it a squeeve, squirting a generous amount of lube up my butt. I roll over grab the ejaculating dong and slowly stick it up my ass. Its so big, it feels so right in me. I start moving it around testing out the limits of my anal cavity. Thrusting it in and out f---ing myself every which way that I can. I lay on my side, curled up in the fetus position with my cheeks squeezed together yet I have no problem gliding it in and out fully. I kneel up and then sit down on to it squeezing the balls with ass against the bed which sends warm lube shooting deep inside me...ooooh it feels so good. I roll my ass around on the dildo get on my knees and squirt it out. I stick my hand inside my stretched, hot, dripping hole. I close down around my four fingers. I finger f---k myself a little bit, getting ready. Time for my favorite toy, a LARGE suction cupped rubber dildo. Its already suctioned onto the coffee table with gobes of lube on it. To make it even more fun I squeeze the rest of the tube of KY jelly into my ass, clench as to not lose the jelly and walk over to the coffee table and position my ass right over the LARGE DILDO, then I open my hole - some jelly drips out of my throbbing hole onto the rubber cock and I slowly sit. It's big, very big...but perfect! It perfectly fills me to the brim. I lower myself onto the large toy until I am sitting on it with all my weight. I jiggle my body around to feel the massive object completely filling my anal capacity. How big? You can't wrap your thumb and pointer finger around it. Thumb and middle finger almost touch and maybe about 11 inches long. I can take bigger but not comfortably. With this one I can get rough with it because I know it so well. I start riding it slowly, this is it, this it the sexual peek that can be reached. I go faster, going up fully until it almost leaves me then sitting back down on it, fully every time. I unsuction it and stick it on a smooth door and back up onto it. Doing the doggystyle slows my decent into climax a tad however not being able to resist any longer I jump on the bed and proceed to quite rapidly f---k myself. This is when i completely loose myself and completely become absorbed in sexual utopia. A giant, smooth, plastic object entering and leaving my insides. Rubbing up against my entire rectal tunnel, touching every nerve, and firmly rubbing up against my prostate. Finally i explode in a frenzy of orgasm, a deep and full orgasm along with my penile ejaculation crippling me and leaving me in a shuddering pile. The plastic cock slips out of my anus leaving a throbbing, gapping, dripping hole. With the rest of my strength I reach over and slip a plug inside to allow my ass to deal with the shock of having a perfectly shaped object leave behind a yawning tunnel. After a long time I get up take out the dripping butt plug out of my ass, clean up, get dressed, and go give mass.
-Father O'Malley
-Father O'Malley
