"a cop pulled me over and I got out of a getting ticket" stories

[foreigngirl]

here is mine:

I was going home and making a U-turn. Someone ahead of me honked a horn. I just finish the U-turn and get stuck behind this van that was going 35 mph at a 50 mph speed limit and follow him too close. I pull in the appartment complex (where I used to live) and a cop car is right behind me. He asked me if I have a problem with the guy driving the van (wtf?), cause he thought I honked the horn. Then he was telling me that I followed him too close (I told the cop that the van was driving 35 at 50!!!) and advised me that I should've change the lane, pass him and get in front of him (then he woulda give me a fat ticket for road rage). When I told him that I wouldnt do that cause I was putting my daughter in danger, he told me my windows are tinted tood dark. The damn thing was trying to find a reason to give me a ticket!!!! Well - he didnt

 

[Dunk]

i am so sleepy

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i am so sleepy

"yawn"

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Most of these stories will be from women, cops dont let guys out of tickets.. and judges rarely do.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Most of these stories will be from women, cops dont let guys out of tickets.. and judges rarely do.

not to rain on your parade, but i got a female cop once upon a time who let me off a ticket. a BAD ticket. a "go to court. go directly to court. do not pass go, do not collect $200 on the way to court" type ticket...and then her male partner came over, told me that my registration had run out (instant fine, potentially get the car towed away as its illegal to drive) and before i could tell him that the new sticker was actually in the glove box, he said "good night, sir"

damn right it was a good night. i left skidmarks getting out of there

 

[KillahBee]

I have had at least two occurences when a cop looked at me (in a completely drunken state behind the wheel) and noted, "Wow, you are really fucked up!". And let me go. Makes you wonder.

 

[foreigngirl]

Most of these stories will be from women, cops dont let guys out of tickets.. and judges rarely do.

not true. My husband always gets out of tickets. One night he was piss drunk and there was a cop right behind him. So, he pulled over and asked the cop: "Where is Dequinder rd?" The cop showed him and left. Another time he blew a red light and he pulled over at a gas station. The cop came and asked him why he pulled over. My husband told him - cause I knew you would. Still, no ticket. A friend of ours (a guy) got pulled over for speeding and said he had to go home a take a shit - no ticket

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL you have VERY lucky male friends.

I dont know a single guy who has gotten out of one.. but maybe cops in Cali are different..

they take this shit persoonalyl out here, like they work on commission..

 

[stilleto]

i've never gotten a ticket. ever.

 

[NJjuice22]

the first day I got my first car I was trying to be cool infront of my friends and i was doing 60mph in a 25. cop pulled me over and scared the shit out of me , he is like "you know this is a 400 dollar ticket and 3 points on your license" ...i think he saw the look of terror on my face and then he goes" im all out of tickets so I'm gonna mail yours to you"...he never sent it.



and I got out of 2 DUI's , once with a careless driving ticket and another time with no ticket at all. and yes I learned my lesson.