When you are lying in bed with your special someone and you say you have to go to the bathroom but it's actually all those protien farts u've been trying to hold in...and she still hears them...
When you ask her for an arm massage because you think that it can help your recovery after that gruelling tricep workout the night before.
- Your so mad you can't go to hardcore cardio session that you decide to go to sushi buffet and eat 53 pieces of sushi to not only drown your sorrows but to 'aid' in healing your injury. Not too mention set a new record at the place.