Which EF ladies have lapped it up?

[bluepeter]

OK ladies, who of you have gone down south on a female? Done a little carpet munching. Worshipped at the alter of all men. Chowed down on the furrburger of love.

and most importantly, was it good?

 

[bluepeter]

and for those that have, any of you taken the next step and tongued that little brown sphincter?

 

[hamstershaver]

my money says all of them have

 

[SoKlueles]

not me...altho i had a dream i fingered one.....guess that dont count tho

 

[Keeters Coober™]

OK ladies, who of you have gone down south on a female?

just come right out and ask them if they are a lesbian. no normal
chick would lick another chicks ass unless they were a dyke

 

[SoKlueles]

theres this girl at work....someone told me she was bi..she tells me every day i smell good.....at first it was nice..but now that i know....it kinda creeps me out

 

[Keeters Coober™]

theres this girl at work....someone told me she was bi..she tells me every day i smell good.....at first it was nice..but now that i know....it kinda creeps me out

keep your distance, more than likely she's just a dyke. This whole "bi" thing is just a scam. If a girl likes licking another girls ass and pussy they are a dyke, if a guy likes sucking another guys dick, then he's a homo, case closed.

 

[SoKlueles]

i know...scares me lol and the thing is.i dont wear perfume to work either

 

[Keeters Coober™]

i know...scares me lol and the thing is.i dont wear perfume to work either

dykes can smell pussy like a coon dog hunting squirrel. probably just means you got a nice smelling pussy since you don't wear any perfume. I took over for a girl one night at work, and the chair smelled like a 150 yr old prostitute dumped a douche bag on it. It was gross....maybe that dyke would want to sniff her, tell
her yours if for guys

 

[SoKlueles]

oh i have dropped subtle hints.....lol

 

[corythosaurus]

i know...scares me lol and the thing is.i dont wear perfume to work either

Doesn't mean you don't smell good.

 

[Deterass]

Re: Re: Which EF ladies have lapped it up?

just come right out and ask them if they are a lesbian. no normal
chick would lick another chicks ass unless they were a dyke

Dude, thats not true at all!How old r u ?sounds like a teenager.

 

[bluepeter]

keep your distance, more than likely she's just a dyke. This whole "bi" thing is just a scam. If a girl likes licking another girls ass and pussy they are a dyke, if a guy likes sucking another guys dick, then he's a homo, case closed.

That's ridiculous. So if a guy sucks cock one day, he's a fag and if he bangs a chick the next day, he's hetero again? Obviously there have to be people who are 'bi' and are attracted to both sexes.

 

[RottenWillow]

Anyone remember my thread months ago about the girl who was sweating me for some sweet Anya loving? Similar to Klueless's situation but messier since it was actually a friend I liked hanging with.

 

[bluepeter]

Anyone remember my thread months ago about the girl who was sweating me for some sweet Anya loving? Similar to Klueless's situation but messier since it was actually a friend I liked hanging with.

Anya loving

 

[Keeters Coober™]

That's ridiculous. So if a guy sucks cock one day, he's a fag

any man that is attracted to another man, and acts upon it physically is a fag period, same with women, only they are dykes

 

[bluepeter]

any man that is attracted to another man, and acts upon it physically is a fag period, same with women, only they are dykes

Whatever the terminology of the day may be but my point was more that you said the whole 'bi' thing was a scam. I believe it is quite possible for someone to be 'bi', I know many women and men who are...

 

[The Wenis]

any man that is attracted to another man, and acts upon it physically is a fag period, same with women, only they are dykes

wtf, you say dyke like being a lesbian is a bad thing. i don't have a problem with them. the way i see it they like the same thing i like, licking carpet.

 

[bluepeter]

wtf, you say dyke like being a lesbian is a bad thing. i don't have a problem with them. the way i see it they like the same thing i like, licking carpet.

 

[Keeters Coober™]

the way i see it they like the same thing i like, licking carpet.

girls who munch pussy hardcore are dykes, and dykes don't like guys around trying to get in on their action.

 

[SoKlueles]

i dont wanna munch pussy at all...i saw my nephew be born.face of satan where he came out of

 

[The Wenis]

to each her own, but you don't know what you're missing. nothin else like the salty taco

 

[SoKlueles]

lol salty taco cute.....or something

 

[The Wenis]

i'd change my username to salty taco but they won't let me

 

[SoKlueles]

why salty? i dont get that part

 

[SoreArms]

I thought I liked lesbians, until I figured out that they don't need me. So, I only like straight and bi ladies these days.

For some reason, all the chicks I date wind up being bi, rotten luck I guess

 

[The Wenis]

why salty? i dont get that part

you've obviously never licked carpet. maybe it's just my taster, but my experience is they tend to taste salty.

 

[SoKlueles]

i have tasted my own..but hmmm i dont remember...didnt really have a taste but i may have been caught up in the moment of giving a good bj too

 

[Keeters Coober™]

i dont wanna munch pussy at all

now here is a real chick !

 

[SoKlueles]

you got it baby

 

[The Wenis]

i say salty, i've also tasted honey, chocolate, various oils, whipped cream, ice cream, syrup, banana, and vinegar. don't ask about that last one, bad experience.

 

[SoKlueles]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww