Weirdest place you have masterbated

[Boob Lover II]

While driving

I was fired up and did not notice the speed limit had dropped from 65 to 45. Cost me $200.

 

[decibel]

How do you maturbate each other???

ok. so how would you say it then?

you know what i mean.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Uterus.

 

[proxy]

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Hi decibel
You and your GF are sick.Anyways I dont believe you did it there but even think about it that way is kind of crap

 

[frorider6]

did it while driving once.

 

[decibel]

I dont believe you did it there

we really did. it wasn't to be sacrilegious or anything, it's just that we had nowhere else to go. it was at night, so there was nobody around. we were too scared to get caught and that's why we didn't actually fuck.

 

[fiatconspiracy]

sometimes i would be really drunk and driving 300miles so to stay awake after the stims had wore off I would jerk off,

 

[macDbol]

i was so close to topping all of you guys,,long story i was in mexico (laboom)..i was drunk as fuck and i decided i was gonna finish myself off after being blue balled....so i went to the bathroom,,looking for a uranal to shoot the baby batter in but they were all taken....needless to say my balls remained blue

 

[MaGilicuti]

How about jerking off on the way to church in your car? Does that top the church thing? The church shit was cool but it would be even worse if you had to jerk off yourself.

Mac why jerk off in a uranal when you can just go in a stall? The hell is wrong with you man.

 

[macDbol]

stalls were taken