Check this,
After getting 3 buck wild lap dances at a stripclub I had to do it on my way home in the car. So I pull off the busy highway cause I was getting paranoid I would be seen by others. Well, I finally finished somewhere in some hood as I pulled over to the side of the road. Right then a cop drove by, and maybe I looked suspicious just sitting there cause he had that bright beam pointed towards me. Lucky for me he didn't stop, that would have sucked big time with my wanker out.