this young punk almost ruined my night last night

[GoldenDelicious]

I stopped reading that when I got to the part about two dudes dancing on stage.

and unzipped?

 

[jerseyart]

I stopped reading that when I got to the part about two dudes dancing on stage.

I was wondering about that myself

 

[KillahBee]

and unzipped?

you bastard

 

[Breeze]

let me tell you gys about this mofo last night

anyway, i was out and about in a nightclub last night, and as usual, i was looking good. really good. excellent, in fact. and even though taht has nothing to do with the story, i figured id mention it...just because i can

anyway, so im on the dancefloor, when a buddy of mine says "i want to dance up on the stage, can you come along with me so i dont look like a wanker?" (deep down i thought, opps, too late for that) but said yeah, alright lets go.

so as im walking on the stage over to the girl my mate wants to make moves on, this young guy (18? short, ugly, untrained) grabs my hands and says "mate, keep your hands to yourself" so i say "what?" given that my hands were already perfectly to myself and he says "mate, i saw that your hands were getting a bit too close to my girlfriend there". anyway, cutting out a lot of repeated sentences, i could see that this guy was just being belligirent, since i did no such thing, and i go "mate, do you find that you get called 'wanker' a lot?" and he says "yep, i do, and i masturbate a lot too" and i say "yeah, i kinda got that impression about you" then i go "mate, which girl did you say was yours? was it that one over there? im just going to go hit on her for a bit, if thats alright with you" and i walk over and start chatting to the girl...anyway, i ask if she has a boyfriend, and she says "no, i dont have a boyfriend"....meaning that the little fucker was totally full of shit from the outset, and just wanted to start trouble

so anyway, needless to say not only was i no longer in the mood to dance, but trembling with anger, i walk over the the guy again (on the way off the stage) politely inform him of his fate should i see him outside the nightclub, and leave

normally things dont get to me terribly much but i was hanging out to cave this guys skull in, i just cant stand things like that

so yeeeeeeeeessssssssssss there you go

So, you let the this guy grab your hand and get away with it? To each his own, but I would have taken out his knee and broke a bottle over his head as he was going down. Arguing with someone face to face in a crowded bar is a great way to get blindsided. I grew up getting the shit beat out of me by my older brothers so I have zero tolerance for that that kind of nonsense, which is why I rarely go to bars.

 

[chewyxrage]

Do you really say mate and wanker all the time?

 

[UA_Iron]

What a douchebag, australians are weirdos

and JA that chimney guy story pissed me off, he's lucky you didnt break his face.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

i hate clubs, too many fuktards like ur boy there. I just go to the nice little quiet bart were im well known, and if anyone did start shit with me there'd be about half the bar on their asses. Which is kinda convenient right now.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I have no pateince for that shit.

Don't threaten me, dont touch me, and were cool.

I got in an "argument" with my guttar guy a few months back. I never gave him permission to replace the chimney caps, and he tried to give me the "they wer done" shit. Those things were ornamental, and he repalced them with some cheap shiny foil crap. And he bent the old ones all up and tried to pass it off as "they were like that already. What balls on this prick.


And he wants me to pay him for it!!!!

Im all like "you fucking thief, who the fuck......" Hewnats to get up in my face (from like ten feet away) tells me I dont care how big you are. So I start moving towards him tell him I dont give a fuck how small and fat you are..lol...he ran for his pick up

this part made me lol

 

[JustJacked]

I cant believ you took that dry

 

[biteme]

let me tell you gys about this mofo last night

anyway, i was out and about in a nightclub last night, and as usual, i was looking good. really good. excellent, in fact. and even though taht has nothing to do with the story, i figured id mention it...just because i can

anyway, so im on the dancefloor, when a buddy of mine says "i want to dance up on the stage, can you come along with me so i dont look like a wanker?" (deep down i thought, opps, too late for that) but said yeah, alright lets go.

so as im walking on the stage over to the girl my mate wants to make moves on, this young guy (18? short, ugly, untrained) grabs my hands and says "mate, keep your hands to yourself" so i say "what?" given that my hands were already perfectly to myself and he says "mate, i saw that your hands were getting a bit too close to my girlfriend there". anyway, cutting out a lot of repeated sentences, i could see that this guy was just being belligirent, since i did no such thing, and i go "mate, do you find that you get called 'wanker' a lot?" and he says "yep, i do, and i masturbate a lot too" and i say "yeah, i kinda got that impression about you" then i go "mate, which girl did you say was yours? was it that one over there? im just going to go hit on her for a bit, if thats alright with you" and i walk over and start chatting to the girl...anyway, i ask if she has a boyfriend, and she says "no, i dont have a boyfriend"....meaning that the little fucker was totally full of shit from the outset, and just wanted to start trouble

so anyway, needless to say not only was i no longer in the mood to dance, but trembling with anger, i walk over the the guy again (on the way off the stage) politely inform him of his fate should i see him outside the nightclub, and leave

normally things dont get to me terribly much but i was hanging out to cave this guys skull in, i just cant stand things like that

so yeeeeeeeeessssssssssss there you go

I might have have had to mop up the floor with the little asshole. Someone's got to teach assholes like that a lesson.