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GoldenDelicious
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let me tell you gys about this mofo last night
anyway, i was out and about in a nightclub last night, and as usual, i was looking good. really good. excellent, in fact. and even though taht has nothing to do with the story, i figured id mention it...just because i can
anyway, so im on the dancefloor, when a buddy of mine says "i want to dance up on the stage, can you come along with me so i dont look like a wanker?" (deep down i thought, opps, too late for that) but said yeah, alright lets go.
so as im walking on the stage over to the girl my mate wants to make moves on, this young guy (18? short, ugly, untrained) grabs my hands and says "mate, keep your hands to yourself"
so i say "what?" given that my hands were already perfectly to myself and he says "mate, i saw that your hands were getting a bit too close to my girlfriend there". anyway, cutting out a lot of repeated sentences, i could see that this guy was just being belligirent, since i did no such thing, and i go "mate, do you find that you get called 'wanker' a lot?" and he says "yep, i do, and i masturbate a lot too" and i say "yeah, i kinda got that impression about you" then i go "mate, which girl did you say was yours? was it that one over there? im just going to go hit on her for a bit, if thats alright with you" and i walk over and start chatting to the girl...anyway, i ask if she has a boyfriend, and she says "no, i dont have a boyfriend"....meaning that the little fucker was totally full of shit from the outset, and just wanted to start trouble
so anyway, needless to say not only was i no longer in the mood to dance, but trembling with anger, i walk over the the guy again (on the way off the stage) politely inform him of his fate should i see him outside the nightclub, and leave
normally things dont get to me terribly much but i was hanging out to cave this guys skull in, i just cant stand things like that
so yeeeeeeeeessssssssssss there you go
anyway, i was out and about in a nightclub last night, and as usual, i was looking good. really good. excellent, in fact. and even though taht has nothing to do with the story, i figured id mention it...just because i can
anyway, so im on the dancefloor, when a buddy of mine says "i want to dance up on the stage, can you come along with me so i dont look like a wanker?" (deep down i thought, opps, too late for that) but said yeah, alright lets go.
so as im walking on the stage over to the girl my mate wants to make moves on, this young guy (18? short, ugly, untrained) grabs my hands and says "mate, keep your hands to yourself"
so i say "what?" given that my hands were already perfectly to myself and he says "mate, i saw that your hands were getting a bit too close to my girlfriend there". anyway, cutting out a lot of repeated sentences, i could see that this guy was just being belligirent, since i did no such thing, and i go "mate, do you find that you get called 'wanker' a lot?" and he says "yep, i do, and i masturbate a lot too" and i say "yeah, i kinda got that impression about you" then i go "mate, which girl did you say was yours? was it that one over there? im just going to go hit on her for a bit, if thats alright with you" and i walk over and start chatting to the girl...anyway, i ask if she has a boyfriend, and she says "no, i dont have a boyfriend"....meaning that the little fucker was totally full of shit from the outset, and just wanted to start troubleso anyway, needless to say not only was i no longer in the mood to dance, but trembling with anger, i walk over the the guy again (on the way off the stage) politely inform him of his fate should i see him outside the nightclub, and leave
normally things dont get to me terribly much but i was hanging out to cave this guys skull in, i just cant stand things like that
so yeeeeeeeeessssssssssss there you go
and i type with my dick 
