Could it be I've found something I enjoy watching as much as Sports Center???....well no....but very close second...
10 Signs your Into the Iron Chef:
10.You order food at Denny's and send it back due to "poor presentation."
9. You start thinking that animal entrails would make an interesting side dish
8. you start referring to the Domino's Pizza delivery guy as "The Hero of Italian Cuisine"
7. You wonder how that old carburetor in the garage could add a unique and creative spin to the presentation of your sloppy joes (nakamura style).
6. You start lobbying department stores to carry a Takeshi Kaga line of clothing.
5. Paranoia that no matter what you're doing, somewhere out there, Kishi Asako is criticizing you.
4. When at the dinner table you say "I feel a little selfish, but could you please pass the salt?"
3. You are always disappointed when your dessert doesn't incorporate the "theme" ingredient of your entree.
2. During orgasm, instead of calling out your partners name, you call the Iron Chefs to life.
1. You have your kitchen rigged so that your can of Spaghetti-Oh's, descends from the ceiling.