Strippers What The Fuck Man?

[WIDELAT]

I JUST GOT RID OF A GIRL I WAS GONNA MARRY WHO WAS A STRIPPER IT WAS I AM GONNA QUIT THING YDA YADA YADA WHEN I MAKE THE COMMITMENT TO MARRY HER WELL THAT WAS'NT GONNA HAPPEN. I SAID I WANT OUT I LEFT HER AND I GOT OUT OF THE WHOLE STRIPPER SCENE AS THEY ARE FUCKED UP BITCHES NO MATTER HOW NICE THEY SEEM THIS GIRL ALMOST HIT ME WITH A HAMMER THATS ANOTHER STORY ALLTOGEATHER. SO I'M OUT OF THE STRIPPER SCENE FOR WHAT TWO WEEKS THEN LAST NIGHT A GUY I KNOW COMES INTO MY STORE AND IS ASKING ME IF I CAN START DANCING AT PRIVATE PARTIES FOR HIM FOR GIRLS AND STUFF I SAID NO CAUSE IF IT GOT OUT MY BUSSINESS WOULD GET LOOKED DOWN ON WELL ONE OF MY CRAZY ASS FRIENDS IS IN THERE AND COMMITS HIMSELF TO BOUNCE FOR A STRIPPER LAST NIGHT WANTS ME TO GO WITH HIM SO I DO. ANYWAY I GET RID OF MY GIRL WHO USED TO STRIP AND TO GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THOSE TYPES OF PEOPLE AND NOW LAST NIGHT I'M BOUNCING FOR THIS STRIPPER WHO WANTS MY # TO HAVE ME AS HER PERSONAL BOUNCER YA KNOW. OH AFTER MY FRIEND AGREED FOR US TO BOUNCE FOR HER HE NEVER EVEN SHOWED UP THE FUCKER. SO SHOULD I BECOME THIS CHICKS BOUNCER ITS A COOL GIG BASICALLY I GO SEE A SHOW AND GET PAID 15% OF WHAT EVER SHE MAKES AND WALE ON ANYONE WHO TOUCHES HER, BUT I KNOW SOMETHING CRAZY WILL HAPPEN WITH ME AND THIS CHICK WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS MY EX. I'M FUCKIN RAMBLIN MAN TO MUCH COFFEE I'M BORED OUT OF MY HEAD GUYS TALK TO ME HERE. AND YES IF ANYONE DOES'NT KNOW ME HERE I ALWAYS WRIGHT IN CAPS ALWAYS SO JUST GET USED TO IT. I SHOULD JUST BOUNCE FOR THIS GIRL RAIL HER THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BOUNCING I DON'T NEED IT I JUST DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO ON MY THUR.

 

[hitmansb]

Okay....

First of all, bodyguarding sounds like some easy cash, and you might even get the fringe benefits of banging the chick...go for it.

I agree with a comment you made about strippers being messed up: most of them have some major psychological issues.

Oh, for future reference, punctuation is a GOOD thing.

Later.

 

[WIDELAT]

I AGREE WITH YOU ON THE EASY CASH AND GETTING ACTION THE COMPANY HAS CALLED ME THREE TIMES SINCE TO BOUNCE FOR THE GIRLS AND I KNOW ACTION WOULD NOT BE HARD AT ALL IF I'M IN THAT ENVIRNMENT JUST CAN''T GET ATTACHED TO THESE GIRLS CAUSE SOME ARE REALLY COOL. AND TO LET YOU KNOW I KNOW ABOUT MY puncuation BUT I ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS ALWAYS. IF ITS NOT ALL IN CAPS IT'S NOT ME.

 

[Charvelle]

The strip club industry is tough bro, you end up becoming a product of your environment, and IMO it's not a good one, I got
out a long time ago, and am glad about it for sure.

 

[WIDELAT]

YEAH I AM GRADUALLY SEEING THAT. AND KNOWING THAT THE SHIT THAT I WAS USED TO IS NOT THE NORM

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

You want to hear some shit I got it worse than all of you. I got my girlfriend who is a stripper pregnant. We have a two year old together. She wants to get married, pushing it etc. I gave in b/c of our daughter and I loved her. We married one month ago and about a total investment of 45,000. THE BITCH LEFT ME THIS PAST WEEKEND WITH THE BABY. FUCKING CUNT IS OUT PARTYING WANTS A DIVORCE AND NO RESPONSIBILITIES OF OUR DAUGHTER. NOW IF THAT DOES NOT TOP THE CAKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL...

 

[Vortexx]

It's the meth that prevents a lot of these girls to truely escape the stripper scene and settle down with the cash and a loving husband....

 

[kd]

Mack, I am sorry about your story.
I am sending you KARMA.

Widelat - I wanna hear about when you ex tried to hit you with a hammer, that sounds hilarious!.

IMHO - 99% of all strippers are like child vampires.

- they only come out at night
- they will try to suck all your "blood" out of you (cash and spirit)
- when they have done that, they will move on to the next victim.

 

[WIDELAT]

WELL WHEN ME AND MY LADY WERE TOGEATHER AND WE WERE TOGEATHER ALL THE TIME THERE WAS NO DRUGS AND WE WERE FOCUSING ON BETTERING HER LIFE AND WE WERE DOING IT. BUT SHE WAS ALWAYS SUPER JELOUS SO WE FOUGHT A LOT SEE TREATED ME GREAT EXCEPT FOR THAT AND THERE WERE NO DRUGS BESIDES VALIUMS WHEN SHE WAS STRESSED. WE ENDED UP BREAKING UP AND SHE SAID HER GOAL WAS JUST TO FOCUS ON GETTING HER DAUGHTER BACK WHICH I THOUGHT WAS GREAT. RECENTLY FOUND OUT FROM HER EX HUSBAND IN IDAHO SHE HAS NOT SPOKEN TO HER DAUGHTER IN ABOUT 2 MONTHS THEN ONE OF MY OTHER BUDDIES HEARD FROM ANOTHER STRIPPER SHE IS INTO PORN WHICH FLOORED ME. AS FAR AS THE PORN I HAVE NOT FOUND ANYTHING YET GO TO THAT THREAD ITS ON THIS BOARD TO FIND OUT THAT STORY. BUT AS FAR AS SUCKING CASH OUT OF ME SHE ACTUALLY SPENT THOUSANDS ON ME FOR CLOTHES AND MAKING CAR PAYMENTS CAUSE I LET HER USE MY CAR. I'M THINKING SHE IS INTO METH AGAIN NOW THATS WHY SHE DOES'NT CARE ABOUT SHIT. THE HAMMER STORY SHE HAD A HAMMER WHEN SHE WAS MOVING HER SHIT OUT AND WE WERE ARGUING AND SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME LIKE SHE WANTED TO DRILL ME WITH IT SO I ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED TO AND SHE ALMOST DID BUT THEN SHE KNEW THAT I WOULD NOT HAVE LET HER GET THAT SHOT OFF AT ALL. SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA TRY TO GET HER DAUGHTER BACK I KNOW SHE IS NOT RIGHT NOW SO I'M TRYING TO TRACK THIS VIDEO DOWN SO I CAN USE IT FOR COURT SO SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO EXPOSE HER DAUGHTER TO THAT LIFE.

 

[BronzedGoddess]

If you lie with dogs you're going to wake with fleas.