So, who's going to the mall on a Friday night to pick up 17yo girls?

[KillahBee]

Me, that's who. Maybe I'll buy a $250 shirt so everyone can make fun of it and my linen pants again. Jagoffs.

 

[Scotsman]

Just remember the ultimate pick up line for highschool chicks.

"I can buy beer"

You can't lose with it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[slat1]

I'll go with you. The mall is awesome! So much ass!

 

[jenscats5]

Absolutely not!!

Cuz then I'd have to buy her something......

(well she's 18, but close enough)

 

[beefcake28]

I'll go with you. The mall is awesome! So much ass!

Too much jail-bait...

 

[KillahBee]

Too much jail-bait...

that's an oxymoron

 

[slat1]

Too much jail-bait...

Its only bait until you get caught... then its jail

 

[SoreArms]

bro, my new place is a block from a high school. In the mornings they are all walking to school while I warm up my car to head to work. Some of those little whores look hot! I feel so tempted to get out of the car and say "hey, ditching party at my house!"

 

[slat1]

bro, my new place is a block from a high school. In the mornings they are all walking to school while I warm up my car to head to work. Some of those little whores look hot! I feel so tempted to get out of the car and say "hey, ditching party at my house!"

I would put out a bowl with candy in it...

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

I act. could've brought a carload home yesterday from the gas station. They were amazed with all the beer I had bought and wanted to know if they could come party with me. This shit never happened before I got married.