You're going to have to drive much further than that.
But you won't. I know you won't.
But I'll entertain your witless, juvenile and mongrel nature. That's all you have, after all. You've lost in every other aspect you can imagine. I have made you look ridiculous for so long, made people laugh at you repeatedly. This is all you have left. Yet sadly, when that's lost, you'll have nothing.
The ride home for you would be a long, shameful one.
Tell me, you talk a huge game for someone who has a "bad eye" and "bad back", how would you handle someone quicker than you getting behind you and hitting you square in the vertebrae a few times?
A.) You wouldn't
or
B.) You're lying about your bad back, like you do everything else.