Sexual pet peeves

[billfred]

I want it to feel as close to having sex with a 16yo girl as possible

YEah - that all changes when you actually have a 16 yr old girl. Then you need some hair to keep things in perspective.

 

[KillahBee]

YEah - that all changes when you actually have a 16 yr old girl. Then you need some hair to keep things in perspective.

lol. Damn, Captain Buzzkill.

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

 

[AAP]

Hemmis
Dingleberries
Poppers
Pets that hop on the bed and watch
NKOB posters on the wall (for real and he was 28 at the time)
Stuffed animals on the bed (same guy obviously)
Smokers
Chokers (another idiot that thought that would be fun.)
Hairy balls
Nipple Chewers
T E E T H ! ! ! !
Hairy backs
Ugly toenails
Little dicks <-- straight men only
Mole hair (don't ask)
nothing to steal from the house when it is all over

 

[needtogetaas]

YEah - that all changes when you actually have a 16 yr old girl. Then you need some hair to keep things in perspective.

lmao good call.

 

[stilleto]

Hemmis
Dingleberries
Poppers
Pets that hop on the bed and watch
NKOB posters on the wall (for real and he was 28 at the time)
Stuffed animals on the bed (same guy obviously)
Smokers
Chokers (another idiot that thought that would be fun.)
Hairy balls
Nipple Chewers
T E E T H ! ! ! !
Hairy backs
Ugly toenails
Little dicks <-- straight men only
Mole hair (don't ask)
nothing to steal from the house when it is all over

plus,
Elbows
and the phrase "was that annoying?"

 

[rnch]

dayum some of ya'll here are Picky People! ya'll must get lucky a LOT more than i do

 

[cindylou]

Good advice in this thread

 

[Nathan]

I've never had a hard time finding aclitoris
I can find them through a layer of denim

Well if they're always hugely swollen frome excessive steroid abuse then yeah, they're easy to find. I really have no idea where I was going with that.

Seriously though, sometimes it's not easy. Maybe if you're only with uninhibited girls who will spread their legs like eagle wings and shine a flashlight down there for you, then yeah it'll take two seconds. I'm not saying I don't find it (shut up all of you), I'm just saying sometimes it's like, "Got it....nope, wait....hold on a sec....okay, now I've got it. LET'S DO THIS!!!"

 

[needtogetaas]

Well if they're always hugely swollen frome excessive steroid abuse then yeah, they're easy to find. I really have no idea where I was going with that.

Seriously though, sometimes it's not easy. Maybe if you're only with uninhibited girls who will spread their legs like eagle wings and shine a flashlight down there for you, then yeah it'll take two seconds. I'm not saying I don't find it (shut up all of you), I'm just saying sometimes it's like, "Got it....nope, wait....hold on a sec....okay, now I've got it. LET'S DO THIS!!!"

ah I have never had trouble finding one...spread the lips and there it is right by the top.

 

[the_clockwork]

Well if they're always hugely swollen frome excessive steroid abuse then yeah, they're easy to find. I really have no idea where I was going with that.

Seriously though, sometimes it's not easy. Maybe if you're only with uninhibited girls who will spread their legs like eagle wings and shine a flashlight down there for you, then yeah it'll take two seconds. I'm not saying I don't find it (shut up all of you), I'm just saying sometimes it's like, "Got it....nope, wait....hold on a sec....okay, now I've got it. LET'S DO THIS!!!"

I know what you are talking about.. you can be with one girl for awhile and know exactly where it is then once you get to a knew girl it's like foreign ground.. have to relearn it!