Sexual pet peeves

[KillahBee]

i remember an ex from high school that would flip about how my hands smelled after I fingerbanged her. like wtf, it's your own body, shower or something

Deal breakers for me (not pet peeves, DEAL BREAKERS):

- girls who do not worship my cum
- girls who do not appreciate bedroom violence (not talking about hair pulling and ass slapping amateur hour kiddy pool bullshit)
- girls who do not finger themselves and taste themselves on their / my fingers
- girls who do not let me eat them out or play the embarrassed game

 

[javaguru]

ughhhhhhhh... smelly is he WORST.. even the faintest scent of stank is a deal breaker... fuck no. bad breath, body, stank car, house... anything even remotely potentially stinky is just not right.

How are your nether regions.......hygiene is a top priority in my mate selection?

 

[jerkbox]

if you smell as good as your avi looks... i'd be all over it (you) yeah baby

hold on, let me stick my hand down my pants and see

 

[Spartacus]

Dude, say something. It's hard to find and often it's like, uh, I can't tell if this doesn't feel good - I'm not you. I think that one is your fault cause not all clits feel the same. I stop girls from giving me handjobs cause frankly, they suck and don't feel good. And most girls suck at giving head too so I'll be like dude stop - if I think it's worth it I'll tell them what I like, and if not I'll tell them I just never liked blowjobs. Whatever, hoefully they'll be good at something else. If I'm not enjoying it, fuck it.

I've never had a hard time finding aclitoris
I can find them through a layer of denim

 

[caligirl]

agreed. try being on our end, doll. most women don't know how to care for themselves, I guess cause they don't make the effort to check themselves periodically. which reminds me of another pet peeve of mine - women who don't taste themselves. when I am fingering you and I put my fingers in your mouth, you better lick every drop and love every second of it.

and i agree with you as well, hence I could never be a lez. i'm ocd when it comes to hygine.... I think your correct in saying quite a few women out there dont know how to care for themselves... I see nasty repulsive women everyday in the locker rooms at my gyms. yuck

I dont know how you guys do it. honestly.

 

[Powerbuilder333]

and i agree with you as well, hence I could never be a lez. i'm ocd when it comes to hygine.... I think your correct in saying quite a few women out there dont know how to care for themselves... I see nasty repulsive women everyday in the locker rooms at my gyms. yuck

I dont know how you guys do it. honestly.

Just hold your breath and dive in - yeeehaw!

 

[Spartacus]

Look at the slob, of course he smells. Someone told me he stanks like a pile of shit who took a shit.

lol

 

[caligirl]

Just hold your breath and dive in - yeeehaw!

where there's a will, there's a way i suppose... lol

how are you my vegas friend? goin to the show sat?

 

[Dial_tone]

Deal breakers for me (not pet peeves, DEAL BREAKERS):

- girls who do not worship my cum
- girls who do not appreciate bedroom violence (not talking about hair pulling and ass slapping amateur hour kiddy pool bullshit)
- girls who do not finger themselves and taste themselves on their / my fingers

- Girls who will suck my fingers after they've been in her ass but won't suck my dick after anal.

I saw a video where this girl was sucking a dude. Every few seconds he'd pull out and slap the ever loving tar outta her face repeatedly...HARD too. then he'd skull fuck her some more.

 

[heavy_duty]

chicks who smoke-
chicks who won't get on top-
chicks who play with my balls and smash them together-
biting=no thanks-
stinky pussy-
long hair in my face-
chicks who talk too much-
chicks who won't make the first move-
forget to tell you they're "O.T.R."