Sexual pet peeves

[javaguru]

chicks who smoke-
chicks who won't get on top-
chicks who play with my balls and smash them together-
biting=no thanks-
stinky pussy-
long hair in my face-
chicks who talk too much-
chicks who won't make the first move-
forget to tell you they're "O.T.R."

Why you dogging hR like that.....

 

[Spartacus]

great thread

 

[Powerbuilder333]

where there's a will, there's a way i suppose... lol

how are you my vegas friend? goin to the show sat?

No my finicky friend. I'll be rooting for the short one though.
Have fun.

 

[Stefka]

Too much slobber.

Guys who try to be sexy by breathing really hard into my ear. A little ear play is nice but there are limits.

I hate it when the guy just collapses on top of me when he is done and crushes the fuckin life out of me. It is really hard to push that kind of dead weight off. Can't he wait a few minutes before passing out?

And I HATE when we're using a condom and the guy just stays in there forever. Seriously don't they read the friggin instructions? Pull out damn it!

And...I hate it when guys just won't go home after. If I want you to stay then I'll let you know. If I get up and put my clothes on and start going on with my life then that is probably a good sign that you should leave. I especially hate it when they stay well into the morning when I have made it clear that I have shit to do.

 

[Wulfgar]

don't tell top2bottom that!

I dont think he comes around here much nemore

 

[redsamurai]

Too much slobber.

Guys who try to be sexy by breathing really hard into my ear. A little ear play is nice but there are limits.

I hate it when the guy just collapses on top of me when he is done and crushes the fuckin life out of me. It is really hard to push that kind of dead weight off. Can't he wait a few minutes before passing out?

And I HATE when we're using a condom and the guy just stays in there forever. Seriously don't they read the friggin instructions? Pull out damn it!

And...I hate it when guys just won't go home after. If I want you to stay then I'll let you know. If I get up and put my clothes on and start going on with my life then that is probably a good sign that you should leave. I especially hate it when they stay well into the morning when I have made it clear that I have shit to do.

 

[KillahBee]

I hate it when the guy just collapses on top of me when he is done and crushes the fuckin life out of me. It is really hard to push that kind of dead weight off. Can't he wait a few minutes before passing out?

lol, I've prob done this a few times in my day..

 

[calveless wonder]

-girls who don't give head, or if they do give like 30% effort.
-lizard kissers
-teethers
-girls that think they're good in bed but can't work their hips for shit

hrmm. that's about it, besides any sort of stankyness/hair

 

[txbondsman]

lol, I've prob done this a few times in my day..

yall reminded me of this poem an old guy usd to say, I always thout it was funny....
Here we lie in sweet repose
belly to belly and nose to nose
after the joys of passion have passed
it's back to back and ass to ass!

I've probably done THAT before...

 

[billfred]

and i agree with you as well, hence I could never be a lez. i'm ocd when it comes to hygine.... I think your correct in saying quite a few women out there dont know how to care for themselves... I see nasty repulsive women everyday in the locker rooms at my gyms. yuck

I dont know how you guys do it. honestly.

I learned to breath through my ears, that helpss