Sexual pet peeves

[jd_uk]

Women who have lots of 'sexual pet peeves' and aren't sexually open enough to try new things (not just physically but mentally also), instead sticking only to what they already know turns them on.

Selfishness and bad hygiene.

I'm attracted to people who always want to improve sexually, no matter how good they already are, because that is the way i am.

So...anyone matching that description....i have energy to burn

 

[needtogetaas]

the rest of the useless shit thats around the pussy.

 

[jh1]

I doubt I've been properly seduced either

fuck!

Me either.

 

[KillahBee]

thats funny the ones I lasted to long with was because I was piss drunk or I had just jerked of not more then a 1/2 hour ago.or even worse both lol

lol, yeah the drunk thing is a given.

 

[needtogetaas]

lol, yeah the drunk thing is a given.

what about the jerking off.

 

[cindylou]

Me either.

 

[KillahBee]

what about the jerking off.

That's never been an issue for me, bor.

 

[txbondsman]

second round:
girls who bath in smelly ass perfume

a little troll tuft of hair on their snatch for some reason

ugly underwear, i.e. granny panties aka period panties

girls w/ no sense of rythm

girls who don't know shit about what makes a man cum ( FYI, the underside of the head of a dick is just like your clit, geta clue..)

girls who can't verbalize what makes them cum if your having a hard getting them there. ( I'm no mind reader, if you see that I have ran through my bag of tricks and your not there yet, how about a little help, I'm open to sugestions and don't mind shoving the big 12" dildo up your ass, spanking your ass while calling you a dirty whore if that's your deal...)

did I mention teeth? get your f'in teeth off my dick, your not 13 anymore!

 

[Nathan]

Ahhhhh the art of seduction is dying indeed.

But then again, I was like 34 y/o the first time I had properly been seduced and this came AFTER 13 years of marriage.

I'm not following you. How did you get that the art of seduction is lost from my post? I'm offended if you are saying I can't seduce women and will correct you right away. So there. My internet image is all I have - I won't let it go without a fight.

 

[Wulfgar]

I really dont have any pet peeves
fat, smelly, granny panties, pubes, teeth, stupid, ugly, meat curtains, shitty asshole, missing teeth, drunk, gay, lesbian, boring, timid, shy, whatever...i could go on and on...