Sexual pet peeves

[cindylou]

ew meat curtains

I think that is the most awful ugly phrase ever!! LOL it makes me laugh every time I hear it though

 

[Forge]

Ahhhhh the art of seduction is dying indeed.

But then again, I was like 34 y/o the first time I had properly been seduced and this came AFTER 13 years of marriage.

I don't understand BM, are you saying that communication during sex is unattractive? I find that the women who have no problem talking about what is and is not working during sex to be the most fun and uninhibited. Every time I get one that isn’t afraid to offer advice on getting her off, I know I’m in for a hell of a good night.

After all, the mind is a woman’s greatest sex organ…

 

[Wulfgar]

I don't understand BM, are you saying that communication during sex is unattractive? I find that the women who have no problem talking about what is and is not working during sex to be the most fun and uninhibited. Every time I get one that isn’t afraid to offer advice on getting her off, I know I’m in for a hell of a good night.

After all, the mind is a woman’s greatest sex organ…

behind her anus

 

[rnch]

I really dont have any pet peeves
fat, smelly, granny panties, pubes, teeth, stupid, ugly, meat curtains, shitty asshole, missing teeth, drunk, GAY, lesbian, boring, timid, shy, whatever...i could go on and on...

don't tell top2bottom that!

 

[Tytan]

cuddling afterwords really pisses me off. I just want a damn sandwich.

 

[Hard-Bitten]

cuddling afterwords really pisses me off. I just want a damn sandwich.

HOLY SHIT! ME TOO (= BUT I WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER.. MORE LIKE IT

 

[Mr. dB]

Toothy head

 

[Jon79]

sure no one gives a fuck what i think

 

[puddlemonkey]

I stop girls from giving me handjobs cause frankly, they suck and don't feel good.

Agreed, women tend to be really bad at this. "Choke your chicken" is just an expression, ease up on the grip ladies, you're restricting blood flow.

 

[puddlemonkey]

meh I like little hair.

+1 for some nicely trimmed pubes. I'm sick of clean shaven! If I wanted to sleep with a 12 year old I would, ok? Put some goddamn grass on the field! I bet the last 5 or 6 girls I was with were all shaved clean. I'm gonna start getting up and walking out if this shit doesn't stop!