Sexual pet peeves

[needtogetaas]

LOL I must be!

nothing wrong with that.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I chuckle to myself every time I think of that scene in "Waiting To Exhale" where this fat dude rolls off of Robin Givens with this contented expression on his face and you hear her thoughts out loud "Does he actually think that he just did SOMETHING?"

 

[KillahBee]

PUBES!
Shave them.
All of them... completely.
That means check from the bottom of your beave all the way back to around your asshole!

Then you have the girls that think they know everything. You are nailing them from behind. They are getting into it and start doing their shit. The only problem is they have zero consistencey with their movement. This can lead to my cock coming out and smashing into them. That can lead to my cock bending in half and popping.
If you break my dick I will probably kill you.
Its pretty simple. Stay at the same pace or just say "do this" and change it.
Safety first people.
*Note that does not mean condoms. They are stupid!

This is one of the greatest things I have ever read here.

 

[the_clockwork]

it made my dick hurt thinking about it

 

[heatherrae]

I dont have any pet peeves really,

but if I'm kissing a guy and his mouth tastes like beer/ cigerettes/ or liquor it is gross , and kills it for me

I dont mind that he's drunk or even smoked a little, I just wish he had chewed some gum or something. sick.

Yeah, cigarette breath and whiskey breath are

A little red wine on the lips though is

 

[the_clockwork]

Yeah, cigarette breath and whiskey breath are

A little red wine on the lips though is

we could never have sex... again

 

[Faizakafez]

I dont have any pet peeves really,

but if I'm kissing a guy and his mouth tastes like beer/ cigerettes/ or liquor it is gross , and kills it for me

I dont mind that he's drunk or even smoked a little, I just wish he had chewed some gum or something. sick.

you guys are really dating/sexing the cream da la cream of men..

 

[Cal_21]

you guys are really dating/sexing the cream da la cream of men..

...Hey...do you mean "creme de la creme"? lol Those in glass houses...

 

[cindylou]

you guys are really dating/sexing the cream da la cream of men..

I dont find that a person drinks beer a bad thing, or makes him any less of a person. Its just gross when I can taste it on their mouth.

Does drinking beer make the men I date not the cream da la cream?? or whatever??? lol?

Are you too good to drink beer?

 

[the_clockwork]

im all for letting them do their thing, but why try to break my cock off in the process? Just get on top and dry hump, don't put my cock in and start grinding around on it contorting it in all kinds of positions.

hahaha