Sexual pet peeves

[Gymgurl]

men that don't make any noise.....

men that cum in to seconds when they have you super hot and then its over

same ole positions and no imagination

 

[heatherrae]

chicks that LOVE to get on top and just grind their clit on you but don't fuck. If its not thrusting in and out, its not fucking.

For me just the opposite.

Guys who just want to thrust in and out and don't know that it isn't doing much.

 

[rubberneck]

For me just the opposite.

Guys who just want to thrust in and out and don't know that it isn't doing much.

 

[heatherrae]

What a line up...lol.

 

[heatherrae]

girls who don't like to fuck longer than 1 orgasm or 20 minutes
girls who don't put MY cock in their mouth while i cum
girls who don't massage my balls or suck the cum off my cock after i blow
girls who like to cover their face with their hair while they blow me
girls who don't know how to put their hair up while they blow me
girls who don't know how to ride reverse cowgirl

heather would be the worst fuck ever

edit: fixed, lol.

I just know to get what I need. Most girls try to perform like the porno girls then fake like it really got them off. LOL.

 

[Faizakafez]

Mine in no particular order






















oh wait

 

[the_clockwork]

men that don't make any noise.....

men that cum in to seconds when they have you super hot and then its over

same ole positions and no imagination

we should never have sex

 

[stilleto]

short red lights
sugar free jello
cheap lighters
nosy limo drivers
non absorbant towels

 

[needtogetaas]

short red lights
sugar free jello
cheap lighters
nosy limo drivers
non absorbant towels

so you're saying you're a squirter....nice

 

[slat1]

PUBES!
Shave them.
All of them... completely.
That means check from the bottom of your beave all the way back to around your asshole!

Then you have the girls that think they know everything. You are nailing them from behind. They are getting into it and start doing their shit. The only problem is they have zero consistencey with their movement. This can lead to my cock coming out and smashing into them. That can lead to my cock bending in half and popping.
If you break my dick I will probably kill you.
Its pretty simple. Stay at the same pace or just say "do this" and change it.
Safety first people.
*Note that does not mean condoms. They are stupid!