Sexual pet peeves

[string_bean00]

That's lame bro, you gotta let them do their thing too... I mean it's not like you can't ferking squirt in/on/allover them after they get a little themselves.

Fucking relax, bozo.

I thought your answer would have been more along the lines of girls that whaft a huge plume of ass smell in your face when they bend over or shit stained aierolas or something...

Grinding their clit a bit? Geez. Selfish bastard.

that was one of the best posts ever on EF

 

[KillahBee]

Girls that can't suck dick
Girls that are not aggressive
Ugly cooters
Girls who act all "tee hee I'm SOOO embarrassed!!! TEE!!" - shut the fuck up, donkey. you know you're a pig, I know you're a pig, shit your mother knows you're a pig.
Girls who can't ride the cock
Girls who don't understand that pain = love
Girls who cry during sex
Girls who don't worship my cum as the giver of life
Girls who gag
Girls who don't suck me off after I cum
Girls who are older than 22
Girls who don't know how to REALLY dirty talk - don't grunt, no "Oh God" or "Deeper!!" or "FUCK MY PUSSY". This ain't highschool. Either yell "Punch me in the face you fucking piece of shit!!!" or go back to the minor leagues, junior
Girls who aren't shaved bald
Girls who are too used to low value men to realize that it is their PRIVILEGE to have my cock, not their right

 

[rnch]

Guys who make distracting slurping noises when they go down (makes me laugh, but not horny)

Guys who think they are rubbing your clitoris but they are basically giving you an indian burn somewhere else.

Guys whose sex talk makes me laugh. I once had a guy say "Oh yeah, ride me like a horse." That was the end of that.

Guys who grab your head and try to play rough while you are going down on them.

Guys who want to go on for a decade when it stopped doing anything for me 20 minutes ago.

Guys who want to switch positions every 3 seconds.

I could go on and on......

a whole lifetime of sex ed in this one post!!

 

[Cal_21]

How cold cadavers can be.

 

[swole]

girls who don't like to fuck longer than 1 orgasm or 20 minutes
girls who don't put MY cock in their mouth while i cum
girls who don't massage my balls or suck the cum off my cock after i blow
girls who like to cover their face with their hair while they blow me
girls who don't know how to put their hair up while they blow me
girls who don't know how to ride reverse cowgirl

heather would be the worst fuck ever

edit: fixed, lol.

 

[jh1]

girls who don't like to fuck longer than 1 orgasm or 20 minutes
girls who don't put their cock on my mouth while i cum
girls who don't massage my balls or suck the cum off my cock after i blow
girls who like to cover their face with their hair while they blow me
girls who don't know how to put their hair up while they blow me
girls who don't know how to ride reverse cowgirl

heather would be the worst fuck ever

WTF?

 

[KillahBee]

girls who don't like to fuck longer than 1 orgasm or 20 minutes
girls who don't put their cock on my mouth while i cum
girls who don't massage my balls or suck the cum off my cock after i blow
girls who like to cover their face with their hair while they blow me
girls who don't know how to put their hair up while they blow me
girls who don't know how to ride reverse cowgirl

heather would be the worst fuck ever

DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[wootoom]

i bet killahbee has never even been fuckin laid

 

[jerkbox]

girls who don't put their cock on my mouth while i cum

say what now?

heather would be the worst fuck ever

agreed.

 

[KillahBee]

i bet killahbee has never even been fuckin laid

We don't all marry the first girl to sleep with us.