Pick up lines

[Ulcasterdropout]

excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[Donovan From Hell]

oops sorry i didnt know i was putting that plastic bag over your breathing holes...

 

[casualbb]

"Hi" only works if you can follow it up with very solid game.

Like if you go up and say "hi," and then introduce yourself, and then ask her if she comes here often, you might as well go masturbate.

 

[FknKnuckleHd]

excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

Now thats funny!

 

[vezpolo]

i say "you might as well invite me over because im coming over one way or the other" or i say "i like my women like i like my coffee! ground up and in the freezer!"

lol

El Vez

 

[oresama]

Either you "rich" or you "famous" or you just stuck pimpin (I think we all fall under the last catergory) lol! ............

 

[Sta11ion]

you have it or you dont, thee end

 

[-lll---lll-]

'yo baby, how bout we get a bucket of chicken n get busy?'

 

[mustang_00]

Hey fat girl, are you ticklish?

 

[~Lexy~]

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.