Lines to Pick Up Chicks!!

[anabolicfreak]

I just talked to a friend of mine from college who reminded me of how we used to pick up chicks at clubs or parties back in the day..

We used to go up to chicks, piss drunk of course, and say:

"I know what your thinking, and yeah your right, I am alot better looking you and yes, I am way out of your league. But I dont know if its your birthday today or what, regardless, its your lucky night because I'm going to come back to your place with you. Yep, tomorrow your actually going to be able to brag to your friends that you hooked up with me."

We would just keep going on and on about how hot we were and how normally they wouldnt have a chance with us but tonight was their lucky night. LOL

It worked most of the time, too. LOL Man those were the days!!

 

[Lestat]

sounds liek a pretty toolbag thing to do

 

[anabolicfreak]

We were in college, give me a break! LOL Funny thing was most of the time it was true. We were really giving those drunk sororiety chicks exactly what they wanted, some jacked asshole to use them and treat them like shit. I dont know why but thats what they always went for.

Also back then anyone who trained hard, dieted right, and used gear correctly looked like a God compared to the alcoholic fraternity slobs they were used to seeing.

 

[pdaddy]

sounds liek a pretty toolbag thing to do

pwned

 

[gotmojo]

sounds liek a pretty toolbag thing to do

LOL @ "toolbag".

 

[UA_Iron]

I just usually say

"I think about you when I masturbate"

works every time

 

[anabolicfreak]

Then once we had some smokin hot chicks working in the office at our apt complex so my roommate called them and said he needed a maintenence guy to fix the toilet because he tried to flush some Magnum condoms and they got stuck. LOL Damn I miss college!!

 

[Razorguns]

dont confuse that with actually "working".

A 50 y/o guy with a pot belly woudl have the exact opposite effect with that line.

Women don't give a shit about lines. They're analyzing you to see if they'll have sex with you, or put you in the friend, get away from me, zone. They can do that within 5 seconds.

You're young, attractive, in-shape -- it doesn't what the hell line you used. You could've just said Hello.

 

[Spartacus]

dont confuse that with actually "working".

A 50 y/o guy with a pot belly woudl have the exact opposite effect with that line.

Women don't give a shit about lines. They're analyzing you to see if they'll have sex with you, or put you in the friend, get away from me, zone. They can do that within 5 seconds.

You're young, attractive, in-shape -- it doesn't what the hell line you used. You could've just said Hello.

he got one point correct
chciks are more likely to provide the short score at their own place
the comfort/familiarity of their own surroundings eases their stress
so always angle yourself to going back to her place
and you can raid their fridge too

 

[Spartacus]

unless your Matt and your fridge(s) is nicely stocked