Lines to Pick Up Chicks!!

[MART4]

Great legs, what time do they open??? Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven.
Best one for me being a fireman: Can I park my big red engine in your station?? OR My hose is ready to put out your fire?? These are great to pull the most persistent women.

 

[heatherrae]

The worst one ever, "Baby, if beauty were dog food, you would be a 50 lb. bag."

 

[blut wump]

Before picking up my chicks, I often say something like "C'mon, chicken, come here."

 

[chicknlegs]

Excuse me miss, do you have a needle and thread? (lift shirt) Cos' my ab's are ripped...

 

[bigjd69]

You must be from Tennessee, cause you are the only Ten I see

 

[DeuceRooster]

Do you work for UPS? Because I could swear I seen you checking out my package!

 

[T-Matt]

When I bust on a girl and she hit's me on the arm I like to say "I love me too." Really pisses 'em off..

Or stand in a really crowded spot in a club and just wait for some girl to bump into you and after a girl bumps into you say

"Excuse me, Could you stop bumping into me?" Of course depending upon her reaction you can say a multitude of things.. Usually you'll get the "OH, I'm sorry." and I'll say "Please stop. If you do do it again, I'd appreciate it if you aimed a little higher next time." Shit like that is just money.. Chicks have never heard that shit before.. All they hear is "hey, don't I know you from somewhere? "Hey girl, what's up, you come here a lot?" it blows their mind away..

You guys should read some of the stuff by David Deangelo.. He's the fucking man when it comes to the ladies.. You can get all his ebooks and seminars and shit free with bittorrents.. Torrents are fucking kickass.. www.torrentspy.com

T-Matt