Lines to Pick Up Chicks!!

[blut wump]

Your teeth are like the stars. Do they come out at night?

 

[fast94ex]

Rofl at this thread! Keep it going haha.

 

[blut wump]

Are you good with a spanner? Every time I look at you, my nuts tighten.

 

[fast94ex]

Cant forget the classic "Do you plant Tulips?"

 

[sre30]

^^ I still can't believe she's never heard that.


Fast94 has a coworker that's as nice as they come, but can be a bit of a ditz at times.

She was looking for a way to make a few extra bucks and I asked her about her gardening skills.

She says sure her dad is paying her 100 bucks to weed the flowerbeds.

I told her I'd like to get some tulips planted. Sure, she says, how much, what color are they, blah blah blah. We go back and forth questinos answers and it's starting to get unbearable. About this time her boss walks in and figures out the joke and is about to lose it trying to hold the laughter in.

We pulled her to the side and told her the joke a little later. Funny to say the least.

 

[markshark]

Then once we had some smokin hot chicks working in the office at our apt complex so my roommate called them and said he needed a maintenence guy to fix the toilet because he tried to flush some Magnum condoms and they got stuck. LOL Damn I miss college!!

i hate college. been up here at penn state pussyville main campus for 3 years and have never gotten pussy once. pathetic.

 

[flex229]

"why dont you wrap your legs around my head and let me wear you like a feedbag."

 

[killerwales]

fuck me and i'll buy you a sandwich you fat whore!!

 

[markshark]

"eat my ass"

 

[blut wump]

I don't need love
I don't need romance
I just want to eat
Your underpants.