I'm getting lucky tonight

[Frisky]

It is statements like this that make me lose faith in humanity. How are you NOT getting any? FREAKING Travesty.

Because I'm single and the only lov'n I'm getting is self lov'n. LOL

Kinda really sucks though, I'm running out of ideas ... LOL

 

[jnevin]

It is statements like this that make me lose faith in humanity. How are you NOT getting any? FREAKING Travesty.

I think it's "her" huge cock. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's what it is.

 

[txbondsman]

She has a toyfriend named Rambone, that aught to tell you something....

 

[Frisky]

I think it's "her" huge cock. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's what it is.

awww... you got turned down again due to your itsy bitsy teeny wiener? you know they make strap on's and if the lights are low I bet she'd never know the difference. It works for me.

 

[jnevin]

She has a toyfriend named Rambone, that aught to tell you something....

If there isn't someone or something in the adult industry with that name I'll be amazed.

 

[Bikini Mod]

"RAMBONE"




*SHUDDERS*

 

[housemusik83]

haha

 

[bigmann245]

getting lucky is winning at bingo above a certain age...

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

getting lucky is winning at bingo above a certain age...

Ok to answer all these questions.

I am alive, damn lucky

I can and do get it up Please refer to a BM thread about being a two pump chump and no it ain't me.

I shave my head and have a white beard down to my belly
No just for men here

Long Dong comes in three colors (Frisky I can send ya a catalogue)

Bigman, you know me IRL so you get dispensation for anything you say.

And youngsters, I have decades of experience AND a real female human.