I'm drunk...way to early

[chef_bone]

I'm supposed to meat(sp) up with these two chicks in an hour but I'm hammered. I need Cocaine to get me back up to speed but that's against the law. What should I do?

 

[jnevin]

Throw some peanut butter on your wang and go to the animal shelter.

 

[gjohnson5]

Call a friend to drive you.

 

[basskiller]

go to sleep

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