I wish I were dead!

[Lao Tzu]

There was a guy at Hallmark that wore that costume for Halloween. He wasn't dead though.

dead inside.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Every single one of us is dying from the moment we are born.

And that banana death thing was nice. I'm gonna start telling people I'm a banana, I'm a banana. Real loudly and with a knife.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

There was a guy at Hallmark that wore that costume for Halloween. He wasn't dead though.

I don't care about anyone else that does it - they are likely whiney bitches that are only thinking about the oppressive heat inside of that thing and wondering when the hell they can take a break. They wave their hands at the kids while calculating out how much they are going to make at the end of the day and fantisizing about fucking their moms.

What I do care about is that your signature, which looks familiar by the way, reminds me of code that I wrote this weekend. In there was a comment that said "Track the Money Stuff"... or rather, that is what it was supposed to say - but instead it said "Track the Monkey Stuff"

You have no idea how much I would enjoy writing monkey tracking software.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

some people won't believe you are a banana though. I have found that if you take the 40th letter of the book of leviticus it spells out B A N A N A and N E W O R D E R. You'd better get a highlighter and start showing people how things will change on Nov. 18th, 2005.

LMAO

I think I might have just waken up my fiance laughing at that.

Nordstrom will always be on my list of people that are keepin' it real. You, Bob Hope, and some guy out there named Danny Lackluster - crushed from birth by his own last name, destined to be mediocre at best.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Every single one of us is dying from the moment we are born.

And that banana death thing was nice. I'm gonna start telling people I'm a banana, I'm a banana. Real loudly and with a knife.

some people won't believe you are a banana though. I have found that if you take the 40th letter of the book of leviticus it spells out B A N A N A and N E W O R D E R. You'd better get a highlighter and start showing people how things will change on Nov. 18th, 2005.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Fuck, I used the word "lackluster" twice in this thread.

I hate people that do that, overuse words when there are so many others out there.

 

[slickdadd]

As for me and my death, I'm gonna stick to my guns. And it goes a little something like this......

I want to be cremated right.....but just for about 5 minutes. Then pull me out to where some of my skin is melted, i am very charred, and overall incredibly fucked up looking. Then, I would like to be propped up in a glass tomb, perhaps with my arms outstretched in a grasping motion. Next, we will have strobe lights, fog machines, and many speakers playing Innagaddadavida through all hours of the day. Finally, to complete the mood, there will be a few rottweilers with rabies tied to posts in front of the tomb. The end.

 

[WODIN]

I can not believe that you went with the banana over the cow. It has utters for christ sake!!!

Plus since I'm doomed to live forever I'll punch you in the face twice at your funeral. Promise.

 

[TheProject]

I can not believe that you went with the banana over the cow. It has utters for christ sake!!!

Plus since I'm doomed to live forever I'll punch you in the face twice at your funeral. Promise.

Udder madness.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I can not believe that you went with the banana over the cow. It has utters for christ sake!!!

Plus since I'm doomed to live forever I'll punch you in the face twice at your funeral. Promise.

Actually, the college I went to had an unofficial mascot that was a cow like that, so at the football games you would see drunken guys running around in outfits like that - except with purple spots instead of black.

So to me, that just reminds me of college football.

The banana on the other hand at worst reminds me of the Blink 182 "All the Small Things" video with the crying guy in the banana suit at the end.