I will have sexual intercourse with a friend of a friends girlfriend this weekend.

[THeMaCHinE]

So, what are you going to do?

 

[anabolicmd]

Seriously? Im not going to do anything, I wasnt seriously considering it but I thought if I took it totally serious on a thread that it'd be funny. Honestly, I would never ever even touch another guys girl even if he was in a lifelong coma. All I did was think about it...Im actually seriously considering a deca cycle I think I could use a deca-dick vacation.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Lol... you wouldn't be human if you didn't think about it. Over and over... lol...

And trust me, don't do a deca-only cycle. I did that on my 2nd cycle; I never got deca dick, but it *completely* eliminated any sexual urges. I went for over a month without beating off. Just not right. Of course the depression at the time didn't help anything.

Nan with test on the other hand, damn fine stack.

 

[Mandinka2]

Seriously? Im not going to do anything, I wasnt seriously considering it but I thought if I took it totally serious on a thread that it'd be funny. Honestly, I would never ever even touch another guys girl even if he was in a lifelong coma. All I did was think about it...Im actually seriously considering a deca cycle I think I could use a deca-dick vacation.

Curiously enough I was thinkin about the same thing , ive used deca at 300mgs (500 pre-load) for me though and was still a live wire , I wonder how much is neccessary to calm it down.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Was it the only substance you ran? And for how long did you run it?

 

[Mandinka2]

Was it the only substance you ran? And for how long did you run it?

I ran it with dbol for 4 weeks and then some fake Polish test for a further 4 weeks(obviously I didnt know it was fake!) as a first cycle. I never got a kick at all out of the test which a very knowledgeable Bro told me was a sure sign of a fake as well as the fact that there was a lot of fakes of that particular Polish product around at that stage. That was my one and only cycle (apart from a failed 10 day short cylce experiment) two years ago and Im almost ready to go again!.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

If you really want to elimnate sexual urges and possibly shut down the equipment, run deca alone ~400 mg/wk for 8-10 wks. See how you feel about week 4, the effects should run well past the end of your cycle.

Not saying this is a good cycle, or easy to recover from, but if shutting down your sex drive is the primary motivation, this ought to do it.

 

[CASS]

You is a hoe! Can i pimp for you...........

hang about, no make that i am now pimping for ya!

 

[Big Johnson]

Deca-dick VACATION?!?

This must be one of those "free cruise to Baja" type vacations that seem like a great deal until you board some 30-foot fishing boat captained by an alcoholic, 73 year-old Native American man who calls you "sleeps with fishes" no matter how often you try and correct him.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

lol