I will have sexual intercourse with a friend of a friends girlfriend this weekend.

[anabolicmd]

Allright this is 100% true no fluff no filler. So my friend was having a few people over, including me. Another friend of his showed up with his girlfriend. Im kind of friends with him because weve both hung out at our mutual friends house before but were not friends outside there. Hes usually with his girlfriend, who has always flirted with me. My friend used to live in a smallish appartment on the beach, so there wasnt a lot of wandering around there. But his new place is huge, and everytime I went out of the room, either to the kitchen, bathroom, front and back patios, she'd eventually follow me wherever I went, flirting real hard. Her bf was just sitting around happy to be drinking Heineken instead of his usual natty ice (natural lite ice brew-real shitty redneck beer. Im a hardass redneck myself, I like imports but I digress). Shes so-so looking and a little heavy, but with a set of perfect giant breasts. I can resist the rest of her but those breasts-they own me. So shes talkin kind of dirty to me like why havent I looked at her face all night etc...so the conversation turned to infidelity...well I steered it there to be honest. I asked her if it would be cheating if she came over to my house and she kept her pants on but took her shirt off and just hung out...so she's like, I dont know Id have to try it and see how it feels. Bingo-she's hooked. She gave me her email and said to get in touch. Im all set to go, Im ready to do it but I want to make sure what Im doing isnt nearly as wrong as full on cheating and therefore more acceptable. Plus her bf isnt my friend so I dont see a problem but that may be my other head talkin so you tell me, is it ok?

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Remember though, she is dirty!

 

[Frackal]

Oh yeah, like you're just going to sit there with your shirts off and chat.

 

[anabolicmd]

Remember though, she is dirty!

I shortened my story for the post, but we discussed possibly showering together as well.

 

[anabolicmd]

Oh yeah, like you're just going to sit there with your shirts off and chat.

No, I fully intend to have breast intercourse. But no sex.

 

[The Republican]

Would you want your girlfriend to shag some guy who you were sort of friends with?

 

[anabolicmd]

LMAO@ Fracks post. The voice of truth speaks again!

Frack was mistaken, I will be keeping my shirt on. My pants will be off, but hers will stay on.

 

[c3bodybuilding]

LMAO@ Fracks post. The voice of truth speaks again!

 

[buckydingdong]

I would tell her she is ugly, then spend my time finding a better looking girl to spend time with topless and in the shower.

quality over quantity
*fart

 

[white boy]

I think it's ok as long as she keeps her pants on and you buy her bf a half rack of heiny's

 

[gsxr1000]

WTF??!!......................this post is giving me a migrain

 

[Big Johnson]

Why waste your time on someone who is taken when there are so many single broads out there? Bad karma, homie.

 

[Mandinka2]

So long as you dont kiss her , I'm sure he wont mind.

 

[Mandinka2]

Is this one who auctions her ass on ebay every week but keeps her pussy for special occassions?

 

[gtrcivic]

As long as you don't know the bf that well or hang out with him who cares... hit it good and she'll come back for more......Always good to have someone on the side !!

 

[Nathan]

I don't think you're a real doctor at all.

 

[Lift Chief]

Don't cheat with her... it's bad karma, broly.

It will come back to bite you somehow... i guarantee it.

 

[rnch]

some people in this world deserve what they get.

 

[primetime21]

I shortened my story for the post, but we discussed possibly showering together as well.

I think she was trying to tell you that you stink and not trying to hit on you.

 

[Mandinka2]

Im a hardass redneck myself

This bit I like best

 

[THeMaCHinE]

You're going to do it regardless, so what does it matter what we say?

 

[supersizeme]

ladies and gentleman, i give you "that guy"

 

[Nathan]

Why did you do that? To make me look bad? Thanks.

 

[WODIN]

I don't think you're a real doctor at all.

ladies and gentleman, i give you "that guy"

 

[anabolicmd]

I don't think you're a real doctor at all.

Well I never bothered with the formality of going to an actual "medical school" but I took the MCAT test and did well enough to get accepted. Would you feel better about my credentials if I spent three years in some rinky dink offshore med school in Guam? I didnt think so and neither do my patients.

 

[anabolicmd]

Re: Re: I will have sexual intercourse with a friend of a friends girlfriend this weekend.

This bit I like best

I try to include it in all my threads!

 

[anabolicmd]

You're going to do it regardless, so what does it matter what we say?

Gee thanks for the moral guidance padre. Are you saying Im some kind of dirtbag?

 

[OKIE]

It's definitely cheating but as long as the boyfriend isn't a friend of yours it's all good. LOL.
KNOCK THE BOTTOM OUT, BABY!

LOL

My thoughts exactly!

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Gee thanks for the moral guidance padre. Are you saying Im some kind of dirtbag?

heh -- I didn't say that. Are you really looking for moral guidance?

I would guess that deep down you know it's not right, the fact that you brought up dirtbag in conjunction with the topic tells me that at the least you expect people to feel this way about your actions in this situation. Which maybe is a reflection of how you'd feel about somebody else doing the same thing?

I took this for a bragging thread. If I am wrong, I'm sorry. I'm tired and grumpy today and shouldn't have made the assumption. Now fuck off (kidding, just kidding )

My opinion: not worth it. She's not that great (in your words), she's (ostensibly) attached to a relationship and, right and wrong aside, you never know how this stuff will turn out. Maybe she'll start feeling guilty and tell the guy you forced her into it, etc., etc. Plus, it doesn't lead anywhere but a moment of gratification followed by having to deal with (at least) her afterwards.

Find somebody cuter and single. And then have breast sex. Again and again.

Doing the right thing is sometimes the hardest choice. But if you listen to that little voice inside you -- your gut instinct (not your head, heart or hard-on), you will never fail yourself -- even if things become difficult.

 

[anabolicmd]

Dont sweat it bro, I hear where you are coming from.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

So, what are you going to do?

 

[anabolicmd]

Seriously? Im not going to do anything, I wasnt seriously considering it but I thought if I took it totally serious on a thread that it'd be funny. Honestly, I would never ever even touch another guys girl even if he was in a lifelong coma. All I did was think about it...Im actually seriously considering a deca cycle I think I could use a deca-dick vacation.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Lol... you wouldn't be human if you didn't think about it. Over and over... lol...

And trust me, don't do a deca-only cycle. I did that on my 2nd cycle; I never got deca dick, but it *completely* eliminated any sexual urges. I went for over a month without beating off. Just not right. Of course the depression at the time didn't help anything.

Nan with test on the other hand, damn fine stack.

 

[Mandinka2]

Seriously? Im not going to do anything, I wasnt seriously considering it but I thought if I took it totally serious on a thread that it'd be funny. Honestly, I would never ever even touch another guys girl even if he was in a lifelong coma. All I did was think about it...Im actually seriously considering a deca cycle I think I could use a deca-dick vacation.

Curiously enough I was thinkin about the same thing , ive used deca at 300mgs (500 pre-load) for me though and was still a live wire , I wonder how much is neccessary to calm it down.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Was it the only substance you ran? And for how long did you run it?

 

[Mandinka2]

Was it the only substance you ran? And for how long did you run it?

I ran it with dbol for 4 weeks and then some fake Polish test for a further 4 weeks(obviously I didnt know it was fake!) as a first cycle. I never got a kick at all out of the test which a very knowledgeable Bro told me was a sure sign of a fake as well as the fact that there was a lot of fakes of that particular Polish product around at that stage. That was my one and only cycle (apart from a failed 10 day short cylce experiment) two years ago and Im almost ready to go again!.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

If you really want to elimnate sexual urges and possibly shut down the equipment, run deca alone ~400 mg/wk for 8-10 wks. See how you feel about week 4, the effects should run well past the end of your cycle.

Not saying this is a good cycle, or easy to recover from, but if shutting down your sex drive is the primary motivation, this ought to do it.

 

[CASS]

You is a hoe! Can i pimp for you...........

hang about, no make that i am now pimping for ya!

 

[Big Johnson]

Deca-dick VACATION?!?

This must be one of those "free cruise to Baja" type vacations that seem like a great deal until you board some 30-foot fishing boat captained by an alcoholic, 73 year-old Native American man who calls you "sleeps with fishes" no matter how often you try and correct him.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

lol

 

[anabolicmd]

If you really want to elimnate sexual urges and possibly shut down the equipment, run deca alone ~400 mg/wk for 8-10 wks. See how you feel about week 4, the effects should run well past the end of your cycle.

Not saying this is a good cycle, or easy to recover from, but if shutting down your sex drive is the primary motivation, this ought to do it.

Well Im not raging out of control by any means I just think a nice two-three month vacation from erections would be pretty nice. I imagine Id be able to get a lot more done, catch up on some things.