i puked and dueced in my backyard last night

[bigbassturd]

Wow.....12 out of 13 words are monosyllabic.

Monosyllabic means "one syllable" - you know...in case you left your Funk and Wagnall's Thesaurus wedged in that reamed out wind tunnel you call a sphincter. If so, jump up and down one your left foot....you will find it.

Sincerely,


The guy who knows who the fuck he is.

Check your pm

On*

and I checked my PMs, couldn't find anything except a link to some guy's M4M POF profile....

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[guesswhoisback]

On*

and I checked my PMs, couldn't find anything except a link to some guy's M4M POF profile....

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Um....yeaaahhhhhh that IS what you asked for, right?

 

[redsamurai]

yea lol fetal style dump, not the most opportune technique but it felt so good to lay down i was drained...and GF i don't think actually saw much, it was dark and she was standing in the porch doorway...she def knew something terrible happened, cause i walked back inside nekkid and immediately took a shower.
like i said bro, their coulda been a stadium full of peeps watching and i wouldn't have noticed i felt that terrible

utterly disgraceful. LMAO, glad your doing better.

 

[jiggagold]

One time I sneezed while having a dip in and I was trying to hold the sneeze cuz of the dip and my sneeze was like "nah nigga I'm coming out u either orally or straight out ya crusty azz"

The sneeze won and I doodoo'd all over.

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[theoak01]

this thread is like the shit that use to go down around here ten years ago. way to regulate

 

[overgreen]

Fuck this sucks! I had this bs last Christmas. Me and my wife at the same time. We were 600 miles away from our house. Shitting and puking. I feel your pain bro. I remembered drinking water then yacking that shit didn't feel too bad.

 

[guesswhoisback]

this thread is like the shit that use to go down around here ten years ago. way to regulate

True story my wigga

 

[hardrock]

Holy hell. Just what I needed this morning. Can't wait for the sequel.

 

[binö]

Fuck this sucks! I had this bs last Christmas. Me and my wife at the same time. We were 600 miles away from our house. Shitting and puking. I feel your pain bro. I remembered drinking water then yacking that shit didn't feel too bad.

yea man i was blessed to be at my house and to be off of work for the week, that would suck if i was traveling...to be in public like this would be a major suck.

i've proly lost 5-8 lbs these last few days, not eating anything really...you think this sorta weight loss is easily put back on once my diet get's back to normal?

 

[SpyWizard]

yep.. classic thread potential..