good times.
woke up at 12ish feeling hella sick...i hate puking but i knew it was inevitable.
went in the bathroom and was gonna get started when i saw a pubic hair on the toliet bowl.
fuking grossed me out, no way was i gonna put my face near that...so i ran out side and let if fly...it was deep and full bodied, entire body was shook up...laid down in the grass, then i felt the rumble of a backdoor entry coming strong...i'd never make it back in side so lying on my side i took a disgusting dump, and meanwhile i continued to puke.
my gf opened the porch door and the dogs came running out, trying to lick me and see what was up...i rolled around to get away from them and yep, rolled in my waste.
fuck bros i feel like shit
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