Have you ever found a partner that is totally up to your standards in every way?

[jerkbox]

not really.....I'm practically a god

that said, I would settle for a lazy, shy, uneducated, short, fat, crazy, broke woman with AA cup breastesses, a gunt, cottage cheese ass, weak physique, no career goals, with a crackhead family who I hate, am barely able to communicate on any level with, bores the crap out of me, can't keep up with me, hates all my friends, while having no life of her own. That is all I ask.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

No

 

[jh1]

that said, I would settle for a lazy, shy, uneducated, short, fat, crazy, broke woman with AA cup breastesses, a gunt, cottage cheese ass, weak physique, no career goals, with a crackhead family who I hate, am barely able to communicate on any level with, bores the crap out of me, can't keep up with me, hates all my friends, while having no life of her own. That is all I ask.

That's what I said.

 

[jerkbox]

That's what I said.

oh shit...you made me actually laugh....twice.

that's like 2 more times that you ever have before.

 

[string_bean00]

http://www.melissadettwiller.com/


I don't care if she's a deaf mute who tries to kill me in my sleep, she's perfect

 

[javaguru]

i can fart on cue.

Sweet...I know the ladies love that...dutch oven on cue.

 

[heatherrae]

Come back to me, Petruccio!

 

[H_T_]

tongue jacking the fartbox used to be high up on the list.

 

[jh1]

http://www.melissadettwiller.com/


I don't care if she's a deaf mute who tries to kill me in my sleep, she's perfect

Your fucking link goes to a page about 'essential oils' or some shait.

 

[javaguru]

No

Good luck finding a guy who likes watching reality TV 24/7. BTW, who won the Coyote Ugly?