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God damn V-Day

Cardinal Slin

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I'm walkin around the mall lookin to get my S/O some kinda thing she will like for D-Day cause she's always goin on about needin to make more effort and all the other crap women give you for no apparent reason and I came across Swarovski so I step inside and have a look round. I am thinkin this is some expensive stuff right here but it's got a name on it most wominz and critors will like so I ask to look at a chain. It costs the equivalent of $150 ($50 over my set budget) so I am like erm, she doesn't like me spendin money on her but if I don't I ain't gettin any tomorrow (today) so I ask to buy it...

Shop keeper does her thing with flirtin and this and that and is like there is the most lovely pair of earing to go with it and shows me them! $150 turns in to $250 so I'm like wtf this Walmart made up holiday happens once a year, why not.. So I am now like get the fuk out of this shop now before it does some damage to you!

As I am getting ready to pay the lady says 'did you know if you spend $300 you will get a gift voucher for $75 to spend on what ever you like'.

"No, I did not know that"

Anyway so along comes a heart shaped pendant which cost $60 and am now a total of $210 over my budget and still in this thug shop that are openly scamming me for my life savings. I get my gift voucher and then see something for $90 which the S/O will love so it turns out to be a fuggin $325 trip for a present that should not have cost more than $100...

She's worth it, this holiday crap is not!
 
I don't mind being small willied cause it's only ever going to one woman who loves it but UGLY, no fuggin way man! I get more attention than Lartinos when I am wearing a mask :)

Lartinos is a solid brother!
 
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