(fill in blank)...as a virgin on prom night!

[KillahBee]

I am convinced this is the greatest and possibly most versatile saying ever! Think about it- you can use almost anything and it works! Look - "I'm as happy as a virgin on prom night" . Now you try!

 

[BrandonXJ]

like if you ate too much..

"i'm as stuffed as a virgin on prom night."

 

[KillahBee]

like if you ate too much..

"i'm as stuffed as a virgin on prom night."

Hey now! This guy gets it!!

 

[d3track]

help i'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory

as a virgin on prom night

 

[The Shadow]

..tight as....


wait - there are STILL virgins?

 

[KillahBee]

..tight as....


wait - there are STILL virgins?

dunno - ask Tuc.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

im as dissapointed as a virgin on prom night

 

[The_Ghost]

As easy as a virgin on Prom night.

 

[Y_lifter]

My bowels are as loose...

 

[Deterass]

My triceps are as tight as a virgin on prom night.