(fill in blank)...as a virgin on prom night!

[KillahBee]

I am convinced this is the greatest and possibly most versatile saying ever! Think about it- you can use almost anything and it works! Look - "I'm as happy as a virgin on prom night" . Now you try!

 

[BrandonXJ]

like if you ate too much..

"i'm as stuffed as a virgin on prom night."

 

[KillahBee]

like if you ate too much..

"i'm as stuffed as a virgin on prom night."

Hey now! This guy gets it!!

 

[d3track]

help i'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory

as a virgin on prom night

 

[The Shadow]

..tight as....


wait - there are STILL virgins?

 

[KillahBee]

..tight as....


wait - there are STILL virgins?

dunno - ask Tuc.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

im as dissapointed as a virgin on prom night

 

[The_Ghost]

As easy as a virgin on Prom night.

 

[Y_lifter]

My bowels are as loose...

 

[Deterass]

My triceps are as tight as a virgin on prom night.

 

[FreeballinDC]

My truck is as found as a virgin on prom night.

 

[KillahBee]

You guys are really getting this aren't you? I'm proud.

I am as hot as a virgin on prom night.

 

[The_Ghost]

My wallets as empty as a virgin on Prom night!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

My legs are as sore as a virgins on prom night.

 

[tuc biscuit]

dunno - ask Tuc.

you shut up now fatboy, or I'l tell your mother


also due to eating too much soicy food, my asshole is quiverring like a virgin on prom nite who is dating a black man renowned for owning a large phallus

 

[BrandonXJ]

also due to eating too much soicy food, my asshole is quiverring like a virgin on prom nite who is dating a black man renowned for owning a large phallus

That was a good one Carlton.

 

[Y_lifter]

It's Friday, and I'm as ready to go as a virgin on prom night

 

[Gemini_Man]

I'm as responsible as a virgin on prom night

 

[KillahBee]

you guys are just great!
I'm as pleased as a virgin on prom night!

 

[theoak01]

my forearms are sore

 

[SoreArms]

I'm as "quimmy" as a virgin on prom night

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I am as bloated as a virgin on prom night.

 

[KillahBee]

superQT takin over the thread!!

 

[The_Ghost]

As fresh tasting as a virgin on Prom night

 

[KillahBee]

I got a big meeting later with my boss. I'm as nervous as a virgin on prom night.

 

[tiger88]

My triceps are as tight as a virgin on prom night.

lol

 

[onerepmaximum]

All I know, if she's still a virgin by the time she gets to prom night, dat bitch is ugly. Don't be talkin no shit about Jessica Simpson or Brittney Spears, they were lying.

 

[KillahBee]

All I know, if she's still a virgin by the time she gets to prom night, dat bitch is ugly. Don't be talkin no shit about Jessica Simpson or Brittney Spears, they were lying.

stop ruining my thread!!! do not post on this thread unles you end it in "..as a virgin on prom night"!!!
I am as hurt as a virgin on prom night!!

 

[onerepmaximum]

stop ruining my thread!!! do not post on this thread unles you end it in "..as a virgin on prom night"!!!
I am as hurt as a virgin on prom night!!

Aye Aye, Sir. I'm as dejected as a virgin on prom night.

 

[KillahBee]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to onerepmaximum again.

perfect.

 

[onerepmaximum]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to onerepmaximum again.

perfect.

I catch on as quick as virgin on prom night

 

[Gambino]

past tense

after a nasty fight "I'm as bloody as a virgin after prom night..."

 

[SoreArms]

All I know, if she's still a virgin by the time she gets to prom night, dat bitch is ugly

I am as repulsive as a virgin on prom night

 

[Gambino]

(after a hideous rape/murder...)

I violated him like a virgin on prom...

 

[KillahBee]

past tense

after a nasty fight "I'm as bloody as a virgin after prom night..."

oh yeah, gambino gets it people!