(fill in blank)...as a virgin on prom night!

[SoreArms]

I'm as "quimmy" as a virgin on prom night

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I am as bloated as a virgin on prom night.

 

[KillahBee]

superQT takin over the thread!!

 

[The_Ghost]

As fresh tasting as a virgin on Prom night

 

[KillahBee]

I got a big meeting later with my boss. I'm as nervous as a virgin on prom night.

 

[tiger88]

My triceps are as tight as a virgin on prom night.

lol

 

[onerepmaximum]

All I know, if she's still a virgin by the time she gets to prom night, dat bitch is ugly. Don't be talkin no shit about Jessica Simpson or Brittney Spears, they were lying.

 

[KillahBee]

All I know, if she's still a virgin by the time she gets to prom night, dat bitch is ugly. Don't be talkin no shit about Jessica Simpson or Brittney Spears, they were lying.

stop ruining my thread!!! do not post on this thread unles you end it in "..as a virgin on prom night"!!!
I am as hurt as a virgin on prom night!!

 

[onerepmaximum]

stop ruining my thread!!! do not post on this thread unles you end it in "..as a virgin on prom night"!!!
I am as hurt as a virgin on prom night!!

Aye Aye, Sir. I'm as dejected as a virgin on prom night.

 

[KillahBee]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to onerepmaximum again.

perfect.