(fill in blank)...as a virgin on prom night!

[FreeballinDC]

My truck is as found as a virgin on prom night.

 

[KillahBee]

You guys are really getting this aren't you? I'm proud.

I am as hot as a virgin on prom night.

 

[The_Ghost]

My wallets as empty as a virgin on Prom night!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

My legs are as sore as a virgins on prom night.

 

[tuc biscuit]

dunno - ask Tuc.

you shut up now fatboy, or I'l tell your mother


also due to eating too much soicy food, my asshole is quiverring like a virgin on prom nite who is dating a black man renowned for owning a large phallus

 

[BrandonXJ]

also due to eating too much soicy food, my asshole is quiverring like a virgin on prom nite who is dating a black man renowned for owning a large phallus

That was a good one Carlton.

 

[Y_lifter]

It's Friday, and I'm as ready to go as a virgin on prom night

 

[Gemini_Man]

I'm as responsible as a virgin on prom night

 

[KillahBee]

you guys are just great!
I'm as pleased as a virgin on prom night!

 

[theoak01]

my forearms are sore