Ever had one of those days where you cant stop looking at porn?

[slickdadd]

LOL, once my parents found a porn tape I had and put it into a sleeve that said "Pushing_Fe's PORN TAPE" in big black letters. They never said a word to me about it, but damn that was the most embarrassing thing ever!

I think most of us have had a similar experience. Mine was i bought a sheet out of a playboy of one of my friends, that was a full page shot of a lady. I had just bought it that day (or traded it for a baseball card or something, can't remember) and i went to the bathroom to go look at it. I opened it up and set it on the counter and just stared at the naked lady in awe. It was one of the first porn pictures i had ever seen. That's all i did basically and took a piss and just walked out, with the picture still on the bathroom counter of my parent's bedroom and went to my friend's house for the day. I still am puzzled to this day how i could be that retardedly absentminded with something that precious to me. I spent the night at my friend's for like 2 straight days due to embarassment

 

[HappyScrappy]

My senior year of college, one my my friends that lived on the same floor of the house as me would print out pictures of nasty things he would find on the net and then hide them around the dorm (it was just a house - we had the top floor of foor connected rooms) for people to find.
Due to my class schedule, I was always home when the cleaning dude would come and he would find the pictures and then confront me about it and why I was leaving them around.
I always go in trouble for everything with him, and since my room was always a mess, I guess he just figured I must be the asshole in the house that makes any of the messes.

The worst picture was a naked woman shitting out a "bolus of worms" and my friend would print that out and put it under the cover of the barbecue, behind the door of the medicine caibinet, in our sock drawers, under sheets - everywhere.
That and the goatse.cx pic.

I think I would have rather had the cleaning dude keep finding pics of hot chicks around than pictures like that.

 

[Testosterone boy]

what I don't get is the attraction to chicks giving horses blowjobs.

plain old discrimination right there I say.

WTF...I've never seen that. Where can I view this? Even better would be a chick getting fucked by a horse. I heard a story of a Russian princess who got killed when the straps holding the horse in the air broke. That would be priceless video footage but it happened in the 1800s.

 

[HappyScrappy]

WTF...I've never seen that. Where can I view this? Even better would be a chick getting fucked by a horse. I heard a story of a Russian princess who got killed when the straps holding the horse in the air broke. That would be priceless video footage but it happened in the 1800s.

look on the net.
there are a few of chicks getting done by a horse.
but they are awkward and not really that sexy.

there is one of a chick giving a horse a blowjob, then it cums, and she gags on it and then throws it up.

if that isn't hot, I don't know what is.

also, these women tend to not be hot. they look like how I would imagine some of my friends' moms would look nekkid.

 

[TheProject]

Did you know that there are people out there who don't like porn at all and wish it didn't exist? Someone at work got "offended" the other day because she received some porno spam.

Strange people runnin' around.

-Warik

I got a complaint the other day about a pornographic e-mail.

Turns out she'd just gotten a picture e-mailed to her from a Victoria's Secret catalog.

 

[HappyScrappy]

one day at work at my previous job, all of these people were freaking out because they were getting an e-mail that when opened filled the whole screen and played a siren sound and flashed "I'M GAY"
they were all really embarrassed about it.

I finally got it and I made it my screen saver for like a month.

 

[Testosterone boy]

look on the net.
there are a few of chicks getting done by a horse.
but they are awkward and not really that sexy.

there is one of a chick giving a horse a blowjob, then it cums, and she gags on it and then throws it up.

if that isn't hot, I don't know what is.

also, these women tend to not be hot. they look like how I would imagine some of my friends' moms would look nekkid.

Thats like telling somebody to look in the phone book for something. I'm disappointed in you.

More specifically, do you know where this footage is of the girl gagging? I never peruse the internet for porn so I honestly wouldn't be any good at it. Maybe a search for...horse blowjobs?

I know, I know...I already owe you a favor or two.

 

[HappyScrappy]

More specifically, do you know where this footage is of the girl gagging? I never peruse the internet for porn so I honestly wouldn't be any good at it. Maybe a search for...horse blowjobs?

I have no clue what the name is.

just do a search on kazza for "horse" and "gag" and I'm sure you will get it.

there are also a ton of chicks getting done by big dogs.

 

[68GT350]

I read somewhere that the tip of the dog's penis inflates like a balloon so that it's phsyically impossible for it to become detached from the female dog. I wonder if

1. that is true.
2. what effect does this have on human females.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I read somewhere that the tip of the dog's penis inflates like a balloon so that it's phsyically impossible for it to become detached from the female dog. I wonder if

1. that is true.
2. what effect does this have on human females.

I've heard that too.

I think dog's vaginas are smaller than chick's.

this thread is getting more and more wrong. and a little bit right.