Ever had one of those days where you cant stop looking at porn?

[havoc]

I took a break to train my calves, but I can't stay away, must be Friday. peace

 

[The_Ghost]

Yup

 

[GinNJuice]

LOL

Doesn't everyone?

 

[AAP]

LOL

Doesn't everyone?

Yeah.... except when our SO is around.

 

[slickdadd]

Porn has interrupted many scheduled plans i have had in the past.

 

[WODIN]

LOL!!!!


I have them all the time.

 

[GinNJuice]

Yeah.... except when our SO is around.

even better!

 

[AAP]

even better!

Then we act like it disgusts us.

 

[HappyScrappy]

shark attacks man. that's where it's at.

 

[beefybull]

Kazaa has revolutionized porn swapping

Pics, Clips, and even full movies are on there

If I'd have had Kazaa in jr. high, I could have sold disks for $10 each...lol

 

[AAP]

Kazaa has revolutionized porn swapping

Pics, Clips, and even full movies are on there

If I'd have had Kazaa in jr. high, I could have sold disks for $10 each...lol

I probably would have never made to school each day.

 

[supersizeme]

i find that if i don't surround myself with some form of porn each night, i tend to wake up extremely crabby in the morning. like i'm a peanuts character with the dark cloud over his head all day. so each night i'm forced to visit my regular sites and further pollute my hard drive with debauchery in the form of breasts and facials. i gave up on kazaa a long time ago for porn, i've already seen everything on there so eventually you must learn to mine the fruits of the free sites. it's like a post-training ritual for me to come home and see what the porn lords have in store for my sexually-desensitized eyes.

 

[HappyScrappy]

porn with animals in it never really turns out the way I wish it would.
the animals always seem sort of bewlidered so you end up feeling sorry for them and just wondering what sick world that the dude or chick have to endure everyday to sink to that level.
That and there are hardly ever any people trampled by livestock in those things.

 

[Nathan]

porn with animals in it never really turns out the way I wish it would.
the animals always seem sort of bewlidered so you end up feeling sorry for them and just wondering what sick world that the dude or chick have to endure everyday to sink to that level.
That and there are hardly ever any people trampled by livestock in those things.

My roommate once showed me pics of a horse blowing its load. It was like a hose. It was something else.

 

[HappyScrappy]

what I don't get is the attraction to chicks giving horses blowjobs.

you never see them doing that to hamsters or cats, or not even mice.
plain old discrimination right there I say.

 

[Dooley]

what I don't get is the attraction to chicks giving horses blowjobs.

you never see them doing that to hamsters or cats, or not even mice.
plain old discrimination right there I say.

I think you're on to something HS.. maybe it's a female ritual that at some age.. they must perform orally on a horse. That way, when ever they see a guy with a big dick, they can say "he's hung like a horse" comparatively speaking.

 

[Warik]

Did you know that there are people out there who don't like porn at all and wish it didn't exist? Someone at work got "offended" the other day because she received some porno spam.

Strange people runnin' around.

-Warik

 

[Haz]

Does anyone else think that kids have it too easy these days when it comes to porn? All they have to do is click a button and they get access to more then they could ever see in a lifetime. When I was a kid, finding and securing porn was tough work. And when you actually did get yourself a nudie mag or if you were DAMN lucky an actual porn video, you cherished it like it was a gift from the gods. You either had to steal the porn, or know a friend who had some and was willing to trade, or get REALLY lucky and stumble across it. Porn was worth its weight in gold in those days.

Kids these days don't know how rough it was for us old farts.

 

[pushing_fe]

Does anyone else think that kids have it too easy these days when it comes to porn? All they have to do is click a button and they get access to more then they could ever see in a lifetime. When I was a kid, finding and securing porn was tough work. And when you actually did get yourself a nudie mag or if you were DAMN lucky an actual porn video, you cherished it like it was a gift from the gods. You either had to steal the porn, or know a friend who had some and was willing to trade, or get REALLY lucky and stumble across it. Porn was worth its weight in gold in those days.

Kids these days don't know how rough it was for us old farts.

LOL, once my parents found a porn tape I had and put it into a sleeve that said "Pushing_Fe's PORN TAPE" in big black letters. They never said a word to me about it, but damn that was the most embarrassing thing ever!

 

[Testosterone boy]

Did you know that there are people out there who don't like porn at all and wish it didn't exist? Someone at work got "offended" the other day because she received some porno spam.

Strange people runnin' around.

-Warik

I'm one of those people...for about 30 seconds after the orgasm. After thousands of orgasms, I never have learned to be proud of the fact that I spanked the monkey again.

 

[slickdadd]

LOL, once my parents found a porn tape I had and put it into a sleeve that said "Pushing_Fe's PORN TAPE" in big black letters. They never said a word to me about it, but damn that was the most embarrassing thing ever!

I think most of us have had a similar experience. Mine was i bought a sheet out of a playboy of one of my friends, that was a full page shot of a lady. I had just bought it that day (or traded it for a baseball card or something, can't remember) and i went to the bathroom to go look at it. I opened it up and set it on the counter and just stared at the naked lady in awe. It was one of the first porn pictures i had ever seen. That's all i did basically and took a piss and just walked out, with the picture still on the bathroom counter of my parent's bedroom and went to my friend's house for the day. I still am puzzled to this day how i could be that retardedly absentminded with something that precious to me. I spent the night at my friend's for like 2 straight days due to embarassment

 

[HappyScrappy]

My senior year of college, one my my friends that lived on the same floor of the house as me would print out pictures of nasty things he would find on the net and then hide them around the dorm (it was just a house - we had the top floor of foor connected rooms) for people to find.
Due to my class schedule, I was always home when the cleaning dude would come and he would find the pictures and then confront me about it and why I was leaving them around.
I always go in trouble for everything with him, and since my room was always a mess, I guess he just figured I must be the asshole in the house that makes any of the messes.

The worst picture was a naked woman shitting out a "bolus of worms" and my friend would print that out and put it under the cover of the barbecue, behind the door of the medicine caibinet, in our sock drawers, under sheets - everywhere.
That and the goatse.cx pic.

I think I would have rather had the cleaning dude keep finding pics of hot chicks around than pictures like that.

 

[Testosterone boy]

what I don't get is the attraction to chicks giving horses blowjobs.

plain old discrimination right there I say.

WTF...I've never seen that. Where can I view this? Even better would be a chick getting fucked by a horse. I heard a story of a Russian princess who got killed when the straps holding the horse in the air broke. That would be priceless video footage but it happened in the 1800s.

 

[HappyScrappy]

WTF...I've never seen that. Where can I view this? Even better would be a chick getting fucked by a horse. I heard a story of a Russian princess who got killed when the straps holding the horse in the air broke. That would be priceless video footage but it happened in the 1800s.

look on the net.
there are a few of chicks getting done by a horse.
but they are awkward and not really that sexy.

there is one of a chick giving a horse a blowjob, then it cums, and she gags on it and then throws it up.

if that isn't hot, I don't know what is.

also, these women tend to not be hot. they look like how I would imagine some of my friends' moms would look nekkid.

 

[TheProject]

Did you know that there are people out there who don't like porn at all and wish it didn't exist? Someone at work got "offended" the other day because she received some porno spam.

Strange people runnin' around.

-Warik

I got a complaint the other day about a pornographic e-mail.

Turns out she'd just gotten a picture e-mailed to her from a Victoria's Secret catalog.

 

[HappyScrappy]

one day at work at my previous job, all of these people were freaking out because they were getting an e-mail that when opened filled the whole screen and played a siren sound and flashed "I'M GAY"
they were all really embarrassed about it.

I finally got it and I made it my screen saver for like a month.

 

[Testosterone boy]

look on the net.
there are a few of chicks getting done by a horse.
but they are awkward and not really that sexy.

there is one of a chick giving a horse a blowjob, then it cums, and she gags on it and then throws it up.

if that isn't hot, I don't know what is.

also, these women tend to not be hot. they look like how I would imagine some of my friends' moms would look nekkid.

Thats like telling somebody to look in the phone book for something. I'm disappointed in you.

More specifically, do you know where this footage is of the girl gagging? I never peruse the internet for porn so I honestly wouldn't be any good at it. Maybe a search for...horse blowjobs?

I know, I know...I already owe you a favor or two.

 

[HappyScrappy]

More specifically, do you know where this footage is of the girl gagging? I never peruse the internet for porn so I honestly wouldn't be any good at it. Maybe a search for...horse blowjobs?

I have no clue what the name is.

just do a search on kazza for "horse" and "gag" and I'm sure you will get it.

there are also a ton of chicks getting done by big dogs.

 

[68GT350]

I read somewhere that the tip of the dog's penis inflates like a balloon so that it's phsyically impossible for it to become detached from the female dog. I wonder if

1. that is true.
2. what effect does this have on human females.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I read somewhere that the tip of the dog's penis inflates like a balloon so that it's phsyically impossible for it to become detached from the female dog. I wonder if

1. that is true.
2. what effect does this have on human females.

I've heard that too.

I think dog's vaginas are smaller than chick's.

this thread is getting more and more wrong. and a little bit right.

 

[68GT350]

My penis just moved a little to the right...and i didn't even touch it.

Ever have a tailor or someone adjusting our pants go a little too high and have your nuts move ever so slightly?

I wonder if dogs have the same defensive reflex.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I think dog's vaginas are smaller than chick's.

this thread is getting more and more wrong. and a little bit right.

Depends on the size of the dog I'm sure. Mostly right though...not many dogs pass 10 pound babies. I wonder how many chicks fuck dogs in real lfe. I wouldn't know what to say or do if a chcik said she fucked dogs in the past. I'd be dumbfounded. Much like the effect of reading many of Happy's posts.

 

[68GT350]

Dog fucking is where I draw the line. Man's best friend, maybe but not women's.

 

[dawookie]

one day at work at my previous job, all of these people were freaking out because they were getting an e-mail that when opened filled the whole screen and played a siren sound and flashed "I'M GAY"
they were all really embarrassed about it.

I finally got it and I made it my screen saver for like a month.

I used to work on a helpdesk and we would move the Outlook icon target to play that file whenever someone forgot to lock their pc when they left. That and we'd change the desktop to anything with hiphop white guys or 80's Don Johnson pics.

I read somewhere that the tip of the dog's penis inflates like a balloon so that it's phsyically impossible for it to become detached from the female dog. I wonder if

1. that is true.
2. what effect does this have on human females.
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Its called a knot, its true... Its makes the chance that the female is impregnated is greater. If a dog gets too aroused its lipstick will get stuck in the OUT position for awhile..

I cant say the effect on human females, but that would make an excellent science project.

 

[louden_swain]

There are times when it's midnight and I decide to look at some porn before going to bed.

The next thing I know it's 5-6am.

Are you a bit sore the next morning? You must have some access to some good shit.

 

[AAP]

 

[Testosterone boy]

There are times when it's midnight and I decide to look at some porn before going to bed.

The next thing I know it's 5-6am.

A well spent night. I sleep like a baby after a sex a thon.

 

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