Check out my sexy pictures, self-taken. This takes talent kids

[rnch]

Rnch i am going to fuck you so hard

only in your (wet) dreams!

 

[Cal_21]

My cooter-snatch is gushing like Viagra Falls.

 

[Cal_21]

Hey rnch.

How goes it bro?

"You must spread some Karma around before giving it to rnch again."

 

[txbondsman]

Oh shit. That reminds me.

I was in Vegas a few yrs ago. I met a girl that was celebrating her graduation from College at Studio 54. She came up to the room, but got squirrley because my bro was there. So, being the good friend he is he played possum. So, I told him I owed him.

The next night he hooks up with a very hot girl! Her friend was a big girl. Not too fat just over 6' and built like needto.lol

We got kicked out of 54 because I sprayed some whipped cream on some chicks.lol So, we asked them to goto our room. They said they would go to the bathroom and think about it.

A few minutes later my friends hot girl comes back and says they will. I am sitting in a chair. All of a sudden I feel huge manly hands massaging my shoulders. I thought it was one of the bouncers or something. It was the tall girl. I got freaked and bolted.lol

 

[pdaddyII]

she digs that blond/lt brown stubble u got goin' on on ur face, pd?

u must turn her inner thighs into hamburger meat....

I think she likes it, mainly it's to satisfy my lazy ass from having to shave every damn day, man does that shit get old.

 

[Gymgurl]

pretty hot...

 

[Raptorex]

lotta fuckin wannabees here

 

[rnch]

ya'll should make a few babies....it's a shame to let all that good potential doner DNA going to waste....

 

[all the whey]

Vid doesn't work.

 

[digimon7068]

in the first pic, her eyes are open and yours are closed. . .hello??