Check out my sexy pictures, self-taken. This takes talent kids

[patsfan1379]

oh that boyish smile

 

[pdaddyII]

She's got sausage fingerz brah.


Also,

Fuck, how did I know you would say something about that, lol. That's just in the angle of the picture, trust me, I wouldn't be able to get over something as grotesque as sausage finger's.

 

[all the whey]

Fuck, how did I know you would say something about that, lol. That's just in the angle of the picture, trust me, I wouldn't be able to get over something as grotesque as sausage finger's.

That wouldn't slow me down.

 

[ceo]

That wouldn't slow me down.

man hands?

 

[all the whey]

man hands?

Ok that would slow me down.

But, only because it would make my penis look smaller by comparison.

 

[all the whey]

Ok that would slow me down.

But, only because it would make my penis look smaller by comparison.

Oh shit. That reminds me.

I was in Vegas a few yrs ago. I met a girl that was celebrating her graduation from College at Studio 54. She came up to the room, but got squirrley because my bro was there. So, being the good friend he is he played possum. So, I told him I owed him.

The next night he hooks up with a very hot girl! Her friend was a big girl. Not too fat just over 6' and built like needto.lol

We got kicked out of 54 because I sprayed some whipped cream on some chicks.lol So, we asked them to goto our room. They said they would go to the bathroom and think about it.

A few minutes later my friends hot girl comes back and says they will. I am sitting in a chair. All of a sudden I feel huge manly hands massaging my shoulders. I thought it was one of the bouncers or something. It was the tall girl. I got freaked and bolted.lol

 

[silverstar1025]

Oh shit. That reminds me.

I was in Vegas a few yrs ago. I met a girl that was celebrating her graduation from College at Studio 54. She came up to the room, but got squirrley because my bro was there. So, being the good friend he is he played possum. So, I told him I owed him.

The next night he hooks up with a very hot girl! Her friend was a big girl. Not too fat just over 6' and built like needto.lol

We got kicked out of 54 because I sprayed some whipped cream on some chicks.lol So, we asked them to goto our room. They said they would go to the bathroom and think about it.

A few minutes later my friends hot girl comes back and says they will. I am sitting in a chair. All of a sudden I feel huge manly hands massaging my shoulders. I thought it was one of the bouncers or something. It was the tall girl. I got freaked and bolted.lol

lol you mean atw did not want to be dominated by the big woman?

 

[all the whey]

lol you mean atw did not want to be dominated by the big woman?

I have no problems with a bigger woman. Believe me!

And, most bigger women like to be dominated.


But, I was freaked by the big manly hands. I was embarrassed because I let my bro down.

 

[rubberneck]

lol you mean atw did not want to be dominated by the big woman?

ALTER!

LOL

 

[silverstar1025]

ALTER!

LOL

Bish I will kill you and your buddy Puddle!