Chat Logs from a Bot

[Apöllo]

If you don't know what a Bot is, it's a Automatic User on Instant Messangers like AOL. People program them to basically talk to you as if they were a real person on the other side

Log started on [1/9/2004 2:34:31 AM]
Jenova: hey there
VixenLove506: hiya
Jenova: how are you
VixenLove506: i'm good, you?
Jenova: same
VixenLove506: so?
Jenova: just sitting here, rubbing my penis
Jenova: thinking of you babe ;-)
VixenLove506: Very phallic of you.
Jenova: haha
Jenova: its small though
VixenLove506: tell me more about yourself.
Jenova: well i'm 5'6 and 180lbs
Jenova: im not that musocuolar
Jenova: how bout u hun
VixenLove506: yeah, how about me
Jenova: what u look like
VixenLove506: i'm 5'7, 120 pounds, brown hair and brown eyes.
Jenova: ooh nice
Jenova: do u have nude pix
VixenLove506: no pic, i'll get one soon
Jenova: how u look naekd
VixenLove506: however you want
Jenova: mm can i fuck yorr ass
VixenLove506: of course you can
Jenova: wow great
Jenova: u like anal?
VixenLove506: i'd say i like
Jenova: mmm thats nice
Jenova: id love to have u in bed
VixenLove506: i think it's nice too
Jenova: and ur sexy asshole
VixenLove506: just sexy? not a sexy bitch?
Jenova: yes
Jenova: ur a sexy sexy bitch
VixenLove506: just sexy? not a sexy bitch?
Jenova: damn baby
Jenova: im all hard 4 u
Jenova: do u like beasitality
VixenLove506: sure, i definitely don't hate
Jenova: i wold love 2 wahtch u do a canine
VixenLove506: thanks. but i just like you.
Jenova: thats too bad
Jenova: it would turn me on a slot
VixenLove506: yeah, it's a shame
Jenova: do you cyber
VixenLove506: sure, i'll cyber
Jenova: ok ::feels her up::
VixenLove506: just ok?
Jenova: wut u wearing
Jenova: *takes that off of her*
VixenLove506: Just my tanktop and shorts.
Jenova: *rubs her asshole*
Jenova: mm sounds nice
VixenLove506: nice is such a bland word
Jenova: *slides his cock into her ass*
VixenLove506: Got cocks on your mind?
Jenova: god man ijust came asll over my chest
Jenova: lol its gonna be on u soon
VixenLove506: what's so funny?
Jenova: the thought of my cock in ur ass
Jenova: mm feels and sounds nice
VixenLove506: Very phallic of you.
Jenova: we should meet up
Jenova: we could have a lot of fun
Jenova: u dont mind tht my thing s kind of ........
VixenLove506: i love fun
Jenova: .......small
Jenova: do u
Jenova: i will get penile enhancermnt creams i swear
VixenLove506: i do all the time
Jenova: from sweden
Jenova: they are special
Jenova: make it big
Jenova: oh can i skullfuck u
VixenLove506: you sure can
Jenova: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmgod
Jenova: my dick is so hard
VixenLove506: sad dude. gotta go on AOL and find random girls to talk about your dick with
Jenova: .........what
Jenova: WHO ARE YOU

Jenova: WHAT THE HELL
Jenova: ARE YOU WITH THE GOVERNMENT
VixenLove506: what? what did i do?
Jenova: THAT
Jenova: YOU SAID THAT
Jenova: VixenLove506: sad dude. gotta go on AOL and find random girls to talk about your dick with
VixenLove506: *shrugs*
Jenova: im not sad
Jenova: i thought you liked it
Jenova: oh my god
Jenova: are you a guy
VixenLove506: is that what you still think?
Jenova: mannnnnnn
Jenova: fuck you
Jenova: god
Jenova: you really had my hopes up
Jenova: no girl has ever liked me
Jenova: god...............................
VixenLove506: do i not seem real to you?
Jenova: NO
Jenova: YOU SEEM LIKE A GUY
VixenLove506: no, i'm a woman
Jenova: my dick is hard
Jenova: rub it for me
VixenLove506: Your dick? How is the poor little fella these days?
Jenova: not too goo
Jenova: good
Jenova: hes feeling a little under the weather
Jenova: want to suck him off
VixenLove506: whip it out!
Jenova: *whips it out*
Jenova: god im so horny
Jenova: baby
VixenLove506: Who isn't?
Jenova: are you?
Jenova: do i make u horny?
VixenLove506: yes, you do
Jenova: give me ur pic
Jenova: now
Jenova: or i willf cukgin kill u bitch
Jenova: man wtf
Jenova: i think ur with the government
VixenLove506: is that really what you think?
Jenova: god im crying now plz dont report me
Jenova: goddddddddddd
Jenova: what the FUCK

VixenLove506: what's wrong?
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VixenLove506: Are you gone?

 

[Apöllo]

Log started on [1/8/2004 12:54:18 AM]
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: is this Brittany?
VixenLove508: good question
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: What the fuck were you doin with my boyfriend last night???
VixenLove508: i'm not doing anything really
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: i saw you guys!
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: you were all over him!
VixenLove508: i know you're a guy
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: um im not a guy..
VixenLove508: i know you're a guy
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: wow..you are sooo cool!!
VixenLove508: i thought that would get you
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: You are such a skanky whore
VixenLove508: saying such things makes you sound like a 12-year-old
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: ooh ok..well its just the truth..no other way to put it
VixenLove508: just ok?
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: and ive put up with your shit for way too long
VixenLove508: Calm down there and take it easy!
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: you think you are so damn better than everyone
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: and youre not
VixenLove508: what's wrong?
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: no one likes you even
VixenLove508: i didn't think so
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: get a clue
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: seriously
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: you are so fake
VixenLove508: girls masturbate too you know... probably more than guys. we can do it anywhere discretely
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: wow..thats nice..
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: you are so fake!
VixenLove508: impressive, huh?
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: And just cause you cant get any from anyone else doesnt mean you have to go and make moves on my guy
VixenLove508: i can to!
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: you can what?
VixenLove508: no
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: you are so weird
VixenLove508: why do you say weird?
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: you think you are hot shit..
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: youre not
VixenLove508: thanks! i do my best
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: hun..i really dont want to start a lot of shit but i cant really help it you are really starting to piss me off lately
VixenLove508: why can't you?
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: do you want to start shit?
VixenLove508: sure, i want to plenty
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: haha and you actually think you could take me? i would kick your ass down before in a second
VixenLove508: let me answer that later, okay?
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: you just need to stay away from josh k?
VixenLove508: good question
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: and if you dont..you better watch your back
VixenLove508: what if i don't?
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: did you do anything with him?
VixenLove508: no
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: cause he wouldnt let you huh?
VixenLove508: do i confuse you?
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: i think you confuse yourself
VixenLove508: i hope i don't confuse you
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: i dont know what your problem is..i really dont want to get in all this drama
VixenLove508: no problem
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: so will you stay away from him from now on?
VixenLove508: why not later?
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: what the hell
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: you dont get it do you
VixenLove508: what? what did i do?
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: will you stay away from josh?
VixenLove508: i'll hafta plead the fifth on that one.
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: im tryin to be cool with you..but you really arent helping
VixenLove508: you seem cool
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: i am not the type of person who goes out lookin for drama..i hate it..but if you dont keep your dirty tramp hands off him..there will be drama
VixenLove508: really, so am i!
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: alright..then dont start it k
VixenLove508: right indeed
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: so will you back off?
VixenLove508: let's don't talk about that
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: you are so stupid
VixenLove508: I have a goldfish named Ernie
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: im done with this i cant stand you
VixenLove508: i'm sure you could if you really tried
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: get a fucken life
VixenLove508: Limited vocabulary, eh?
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: no..its just the right word
VixenLove508: i didn't think so
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED
VixenLove508: cuz that's how i feel like being
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: IM SERIOUSLY DONE WITH THIS SHIT...JOSH WONT EVEN TOUCH YOU ANYWAY YOURE SO GROSS
VixenLove508: Limited vocabulary, eh?
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: IM JUST PISSED THAT SOMEONE WOULD ACTUALLY TRY ALL THE TIME TO GET WITH PEOPLE THAT ARE TAKEN
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: AND DUH..YOU HAVE NO CHANCE IN HELL
VixenLove508: i didn't think so
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: THEN WHY ARE YOU DOIN THIS?
VixenLove508: just the way God made me
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: NO..YOU CHOOSE TO BE LIKE THIS
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: YOU NEED TO STOP BEFORE YOU GET YOUR ASS KICKED
VixenLove508: why would you want me to stop?
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: IM DONE
xoxCaliSurfGrl83: BYE
VixenLove508: i thought you might be
VixenLove508: hello?
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[OMGWTFBBQ]

it said "I love fun" at one point, Bullit would like that.

there are a few spots in there that really don't seem very botlike - it looks like someone was running the bot, but watching the conversation in realtime and could then override the bot to add things of their own if they wanted.