Bran7479, can I have sex with your mom?

[gonelifting]

I thought because we`re good bros here that I would ask you first, you know, out of respect. The fact that you know me and can vouch that I`m a good guy and you`ll hopefully put in a good word for me. Not like I need the help, but I do want your blessing.

Can we get past the whole "She`s married to your dad" thing? Also the fact that I`m married should`nt sway your vote bro. Thanks, your online friend gonelifting.

PS forget about that $10 you owe me. No worries, you`re my bro.

 

[jerkbox]

yeah....me too


i'll stop calling you bighead

 

[coverguy]

if there is a line, i'd like to get in it to. does she have any hot russian friends that need rescuing?

 

[Forge]

No thanks, she is too young for me.

 

[bran987]

yeah I will put in a good word for you no prob.

hey dad's wife, when you get a chance I want to talk to you about this great guy think would be perfect side action for you. He's married, so you have something in common. Let's see, he's 36, and he's got a great job as a hall monitor. when his daughter leaves the house, he relishes his free time watching big militant black guys on webcams, and when he's bored he's got a gay guy living out in a shed behind his house. I've never met him, but he's very popular, people made a big stink when they thought he wasn't going to ever make his 10,000th post!

why are you reaching for that kitchen knife?

 

[SoreArms]

I just want a pair of her pre-worn, un-washed panties

 

[gonelifting]

yeah I will put in a good word for you no prob.

hey dad's wife, when you get a chance I want to talk to you about this great guy think would be perfect side action for you. He's married, so you have something in common. Let's see, he's 36, and he's got a great job as a hall monitor. when his daughter leaves the house, he relishes his free time watching big militant black guys on webcams, and when he's bored he's got a gay guy living out in a shed behind his house. I've never met him, but he's very popular, people made a big stink when they thought he wasn't going to ever make his 10,000th post!

why are you reaching for that kitchen knife?

Thanks man! you`re a good bro.

 

[PoyeBoy]

yeah I will put in a good word for you no prob.

hey dad's wife, when you get a chance I want to talk to you about this great guy think would be perfect side action for you. He's married, so you have something in common. Let's see, he's 36, and he's got a great job as a hall monitor. when his daughter leaves the house, he relishes his free time watching big militant black guys on webcams, and when he's bored he's got a gay guy living out in a shed behind his house. I've never met him, but he's very popular, people made a big stink when they thought he wasn't going to ever make his 10,000th post!

why are you reaching for that kitchen knife?

I think having sex with your mom should be the prize for making it to 10,000 posts, hell thats some incentive, plus shes from russia, what will she care

 

[bran987]

I think having sex with your mom should be the prize for making it to 10,000 posts, hell thats some incentive, plus shes from russia, what will she care

no prob
I will set up a train for all you guys maybe around christmas time