Ultimate Raw Federation
I have a wonderful idea for a new raw organization. It will be the ultimatew test of man vs. bar. The organization will be called BALA or boring ass lifting association. The rules are as follows:
Squats must be performed with no equipment at all, not even a belt. And certainly nothing as supportive as knee wraps or a suit. I would hate to prevent any injuries or add 5 lbs to someone's squat! Also all squats must be done to the floor. Anyone caught squatting and not reaching the legal depth of their butt hitting the floor will be disqualified from competing any further in the competition. This includes second and third attempts.
Bench must be performed with no equipment, not even wrist wraps or a belt. You must also bring the bar down to your neck, none of this penny ante arching either. The bar must remain on the neck for one full minute timed by a stop watch, so there is noworry of touch and go records being set.
Deadlifts must be performed with the weights in a trench so that the olympic bar is setting just high enough off of the ground to get your fingers under the bar for lifting. No belts or any other supportive gear allowed.
General rules include lifetime drug free. If anyone ever accuses you of having done any performance enhancing drugs, or taking in any more than 50 grams of protein per day, will be banned from the organization for life. Additionally since we are only concerned about what a person can do naturally, we will also ban anyone accused of training for the events.
We only want people to show up and do the event, no training is allowed!!! There will be a constant vigil kept by all BALA officials to make sure that none of these rules are broken, and that for God's sake none of the lifters ever improve their lifts or set a new record, as those are sacred and can never be broken .