The night after back surgery, you have your girlfriend sneak a protein/glutamine drink into your hospital room and force it down despite zero appetite.
When you brush your teeth, you have to switch arms four or five times so you work both sides evenly.
When you rake the front yard, you switch arms if you feel anything resembling a burn so you don't overtrain from the previous arm day.
When the mailman comes, you look up and down the street for cop cars before you go get your mail.
If you have "favorite" mirrors some places because they are slightly convex and make you look bigger than you are.
If you keep a box full of protein bars in your glove box in case you ever get stuck in traffic.
When you find yourself arranging your work and school schedule around leg day.
When you spend more on supplements than you do on your wife.
Barbell knurling is permanently etched into your upper chest and the top of your traps.
You wear stretch marks with pride as if they were bronze stars
When your wife knows that the term "going to the bar" means that your going to do squats.
While you're having sex, you're visualizing your next 1RM squat.
When your refrigerator is so full of food that you can't close the door, but you can't afford to put gas in your car.
Whenever you feel a hunger pang, you think the world is coming to an end and run around violently trying to find anything even near edible.
When you spend more time looking at magazines with half naked men than you do looking at magazines with women.
If you're on this board more than once a day.
Sorry, gotta lot of time on my hands here
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