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You know you’re obsessed with bodybuilding when...

Snatch518

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You know you’re obsessed with bodybuilding when:
1. When you’re in an airport walking or standing in line your doing shrugs, curls, rows, and presses with your luggage. You also do the same with boxes when you are helping someone move.
2. When you have company you don’t offer your guest a drink, but a protein shake instead.

Have any others to add? Get a list goin...
 
lol...if I saw someone pressing their luggage in the airport I would call security.

You know ur a bb when you feel so full you think your gut is gonna bust open....and then you down a shake or chix breast.
 
KJIGGA omg I hear you there, just the other night, I pigged out for dinner, I had a 14 oz ribeye, a football sized baked potato, a bowl of steak and bean soup, an appetizer (fried calamari) and a loaf of bread from a restaurant.

I got home, then before I went to bed, despite being stuffed, I downed a thickass MRP, with a banana and olive oil.

I was going to BURST. Then I drank about 24 oz of milk ahahah I almost got sick.
 
LOL debaser....the best is when you start sweating after eating. Usually hits me after my 3rd or 4th meal of the day.

I get sick of chewing LOL

keep it up bro
 
on weekends if i go out to the bar or a club i'll bring 30grams of whey protein powder in a small ziploc plastic bag and tell the bartender i need a half a glass of water and a spoon as i am diabetic and must mix my "powder".
 
leancuisine said:
on weekends if i go out to the bar or a club i'll bring 30grams of whey protein powder in a small ziploc plastic bag and tell the bartender i need a half a glass of water and a spoon as i am diabetic and must mix my "powder".

LOL that is dedication....r u for real?
 
The night after back surgery, you have your girlfriend sneak a protein/glutamine drink into your hospital room and force it down despite zero appetite.

When you brush your teeth, you have to switch arms four or five times so you work both sides evenly.

When you rake the front yard, you switch arms if you feel anything resembling a burn so you don't overtrain from the previous arm day.

When the mailman comes, you look up and down the street for cop cars before you go get your mail.

If you have "favorite" mirrors some places because they are slightly convex and make you look bigger than you are.

If you keep a box full of protein bars in your glove box in case you ever get stuck in traffic.

When you find yourself arranging your work and school schedule around leg day.

When you spend more on supplements than you do on your wife.

Barbell knurling is permanently etched into your upper chest and the top of your traps.

You wear stretch marks with pride as if they were bronze stars

When your wife knows that the term "going to the bar" means that your going to do squats.

While you're having sex, you're visualizing your next 1RM squat.

When your refrigerator is so full of food that you can't close the door, but you can't afford to put gas in your car.

Whenever you feel a hunger pang, you think the world is coming to an end and run around violently trying to find anything even near edible.

When you spend more time looking at magazines with half naked men than you do looking at magazines with women.

If you're on this board more than once a day.




Sorry, gotta lot of time on my hands here
:)
 
Originally posted by heavywear

...your legs, arms, chest and armpits are shaved year round with no competition plans in sight. The "ready" LOOK!



:FRlol:
 
Thaibox said:
When you brush your teeth, you have to switch arms four or five times so you work both sides evenly.

If you have "favorite" mirrors some places because they are slightly convex and make you look bigger than you are.

When you find yourself arranging your work and school schedule around leg day.

While you're having sex, you're visualizing your next 1RM squat.

When you spend more time looking at magazines with half naked men than you do looking at magazines with women.

If you're on this board more than once a day.

I am sooo guilty of that stuff. I love the "Favorite" mirror. My favorite mirrors are the dressing room mirrors in an Old navy store in my city. They just make me look so damn huge!!! It makes me hate all other mirrors... of course i have to look in those too.

-Fatty
 
Thaibox said:

You wear stretch marks with pride as if they were bronze stars

While you're having sex, you're visualizing your next 1RM squat.

When your refrigerator is so full of food that you can't close the door, but you can't afford to put gas in your car.

If you're on this board more than once a day.

Thats me!! So many more too!

:D
 
you wear out more than one blender a year

girls think you're spiritual because you light incense, but its really to cover your protein swamp-ass.

if you've ever shaved your head for the sole purpose of making your body look bigger

you shave your body hair more than your wife shaves her's

you own 2 copies of Pumping Iron in case you wear one out

you dedicate one entire cupboard for tuna

if you live in Kentuky, lift in your garage, and your first name starts with a C

if a doctor told you you had a terminal disease, and the first thing you ask is "how will this affect my lifting?"

you weigh more than 260 and you cry yourself to sleep at night because you just can't get your "skinny little ass" to grow

if you have ever smiled and nodded in approval as you puked in the gym parking lot

if you have ever named a child or pet Arnold, Ronnie, or Ivanko

if you know what an "ME bench day" is

if you've ever actually gotten angry at gravity

if a stranger asks you what day it is, and your immediate response is "back day"

after doing legs, you have to sit in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you can't push in the clutch

while at a funeral, you wonder how many times you could overhead press the casket

If you've ever been pulled over for doing 130mph, and you told the cop it was because you had to get home so you can make the 30 minute nutrient window

If you say "I'm sorry, I can't because I have to train" more than 4 times a week.

if you've ever purchased real estate based upon the gyms in the area

if you take your chicken breasts out of the oven without oven mits because you have 1/4 inch callouses on both hands.

if your personal goal in life includes the words "pounds", "reps" , or "lift"

a beautiful woman says the words 'chains', 'straps', and 'bands'...and you don't think about sex

if you actually bothered to read all of these
 
Thaibox said:

if you have ever smiled and nodded in approval as you puked in the gym parking lot

if a stranger asks you what day it is, and your immediate response is "back day"

after doing legs, you have to sit in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you can't push in the clutch

if your personal goal in life includes the words "pounds", "reps" , or "lift"

a beautiful woman says the words 'chains', 'straps', and 'bands'...and you don't think about sex

if you actually bothered to read all of these

good shit....

on squat day the owner brings you a trash can by the squat rack and says "have fun".
When you no longer talk at the gym and just give other hardcore members nods
When you are observing other members to see how much they lift and how ripped they are and try to guess their cycle.
When people ask what sport you play you say, "cycling"
 
Thaibox, man, that was some of the funniest stuff i have read in a while. But seriously, how much time do you have on your hands???

Ha ha, good start to the day.

-Fatty
 
KJIGGA said:
LOL debaser....the best is when you start sweating after eating. Usually hits me after my 3rd or 4th meal of the day.

I get sick of chewing LOL

keep it up bro


sweat after eating? sometimes i sweat DURING eating, and the bestis when you get out of breath eating and have to throw one arm up over the chair and take deep breaths before more eating. i can be seen doing this at quaker steak and lube when eating wings.
 
No the worst thing is when your actually sick of eating!!!!!!!!

sitting in class day dreaming about benching after school the teacher asks you a question and you say 2 sets left!

you go into your school cafeteria and ask for acnaof tuna a fork and 2 boild eggs.

you get board in class so you start doing push ups.

You go to a buffet and ask were the tuna is!

when your sitting down thinking about eating and sweating.
 
No the worst thing is when your actually sick of eating!!!!!!!!

sitting in class day dreaming about benching after school the teacher asks you a question and you say 2 sets left!

you go into your school cafeteria and ask for acnaof tuna a fork and 2 boild eggs.

you get board in class so you start doing push ups.

You go to a buffet and ask were the tuna is!

when your sitting down thinking about eating and sweating.

When someone asks your hobby you say sleep,eat and weight liftin
 
when you pick a hotel for vacation just for its gym.

when you start a huge fight at MaxMuslce cuase they ran out of your brand protein powder

when being on top is just another great glute workout...
 
when you devour every single drip of your protein shake-- wishing that you had a longer tongue to get to the bottom of the blender.

when you throw a fist when somebody tries wants a small taste of your steak at Outback Steakhouse.
 
You know you're obsessed with bodybuilding when...

-- you consider having handicapped railing installed by your toilet, because of what leg day does to you.

-- you're female and say "Honey, does this make my butt look big...ENOUGH?"
 
When you are lying in bed with your special someone and you say you have to go to the bathroom but it's actually all those protien farts u've been trying to hold in...and she still hears them...

When you ask her for an arm massage because you think that it can help your recovery after that gruelling tricep workout the night before.

I'll have more later.... ;)
 
- Your so mad you can't go to hardcore cardio session that you decide to go to sushi buffet and eat 53 pieces of sushi to not only drown your sorrows but to 'aid' in healing your injury. Not too mention set a new record at the place.
 
When you have to eat at a Mcdonald's you only order the grilled chicken w/ no mayo

When you have weekly arguments with the manager of your local Subway about how much meat is on your double meat sub

When you finally give up and realize that putrid protein farts are just a part of life.

When you make up a new lifting routine and lift 3 days a week even though your arm is in a cast

When less than 30g protein in a meal is simply unacceptable

JC
 
How about when you have so much test in your system that your wife and/or girlfriend has to chew your load before she can swallow it.:D
 
When you remember major life events not by the date but by how much you were benching.
 
you have to try not to think about lifting durring school or while you are going to sleep because you get so pumped up and want to break things. You feel your heart rate increase just thinking about it
 
you know your a body builder when your walking down the hall way with a huge grin on your face walking like u have a huge stick up your ass because your holding in the biggest protein fart of your life until you get to the crowd to just let them rip!
 
On the day that your wife gives birth to your first child, you also set a new PB on the bench.

When friends and family members wish you congratulations, you say "Thanks!! I'm hoping to break 400 by the summer."
 
When your girlfriend shows up at the gym and you ignore her cause you have to concentrate on your squats.

When you encourage your girlfriend to eat ice-cream cause you cant stand the idea of her being leaner than you.

When you date small women cause they make you look bigger.

When it take you 20 minutes to try on clothes in the store changing room cause once you are naked, you have to take 15 minutes to practice posing in the full length mirror.

When someone massages you, but you stay tensed bacause you dont want them to touch unflexed muscle.

-Fatty
 
Fatty4You said:
When your girlfriend shows up at the gym and you ignore her cause you have to concentrate on your squats.

Something similar to this happened to me a while back, before I started dating my curreny gf. This cute coworker of mine was in the company gym at the same time as I. In the middle of my heaviest set of squats she is on her way out and gives me this big smile and wave, walking right past me saying "Bye Jonathan!"

My face was all red and grimacing, and I just kind of glared and glanced at her out of the corner of my eye as I was getting the weight up.

First of all I was kind of pissed because no one talks to someone in the middle of a heavy set, much less squats, unless you are training with them and shouting encouragement.

Second of all I was pissed because she probably thought I was ignoring her. (Of course I wasn't thinking clearly--we all know at times ignoring a woman is the best way to get her to like you)

Later I just said, I wasn't ignoring you before, but I was kinda preoccupied.

JC
 
If your professor calls on you to answer a question and your response has nothing to do with the discussion bc you were writing down plans for DC training. Last night btw.
 
WideloaD said:
...when you know the location of every bathroom in every building on campus because you piss so damn much!

Ha ha, dude, i pissed like 15 times today. i hate it! The bathroom in my office is waaay across the floor. I pretty much always have at least a slight urge to go... except for a breif 5 minutes or so after i go.

-Fatty
 
Fatty4You said:


Ha ha, dude, i pissed like 15 times today. i hate it! The bathroom in my office is waaay across the floor. I pretty much always have at least a slight urge to go... except for a breif 5 minutes or so after i go.

-Fatty


Creatine? Or just drinking a lot of water?
 
CCCP said:
Creatine? Or just drinking a lot of water?

Pretty much continuous water drinking.... mixed with a tiny blatter. I Can't imagine that my blatter isn't abnormally small. Even when i dont drink that much, its seems i have to pee a lot. And its not like they are insubstantial pees.... they are plentyful pees. This is just the curse i have had to live with :)

-Fatty
 
You know youre into body bulding when you have a shrine with Swain's picture surrounded by the skulls of your sacrificed enemies.
 
haha fucking funny shit!

When you chew the chunks left in your protein shake or eat em with a spoon

When you save syringes as a souvenier

When you weigh your shit with a food scale

When you eat your chicken half cooked or raw, or with part of the paper plate attached to it

When you eat eggs with the shell on

When you get in a near fatal car crash and become more concerned about getting in your next meal, getting to the gym then the person spasming and foaming at the mouth in front of you

When you dont Jack Off before a workout cuz it might effect your strength

When you start lifting anything thats not bolted down, and try to rip out anything that is

When you fantasize about killing people with various apparatuses and plates for hours on end ( hehe)

When you piss on the hot rocks in the sauna just to PISS everyone off

When you rip the door off the locker cuz you locked your keys inside hehe
 
DanielBishop said:
On the day that your wife gives birth to your first child, you also set a new PB on the bench.

When friends and family members wish you congratulations, you say "Thanks!! I'm hoping to break 400 by the summer."

LMFAO!! Sounds like someone speaking from experience.. ;)
 
I am O.C.D. about everything being even and symetrical.

so when someone grabs my arm to feel the muscle. when they walk away, i will flex the other arm.

lol

X
 
---When you think a "PR firm" is a company that can help you reach your max lift goals.

---When bringing in the groceries resembles some type of strongman competition.

---When you're in the hospital and ask the nurse how many carbs are in the I.V.

--- When you own 2 fridges.... and often check prices on a 3rd.
 
oh yea.....

--when you think a "cutting board" is a panel of diet experts.

-when you've ruined 3 scales trying to do hydrostatic weighing in your pool or bathtub.
 
YOU ALL MISSED ONE.

WHEN YOUR HITTING YOUR OLD LADY FROM BEHIND AND HIT A DOUBLE BICEP IN THE MIRROR.

AMERICAN PSYCHO BABY. PEACE
 
These are so true. I think I live everyone of them - I made sure that I have barbells and a treadmill set up in my den just in case we have a snow storm and can'[t make it to the gym - I call it my security blanket!
 
some great new additions TooZee! :)

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as they look at you cross-eyed and confused, you tell your co-workers that what youre eating is CHOCOLATE OATMEAL YUMM (when really its just plain old oats with choc protein powder mixed in).
 
..when your lunch wont fit in the typical "brown bag"

..when you dont eat "breakfast" "lunch" or "dinner" you eat meal #1, meal#2, meal #3, etc..
 
...3 days after being at the hospital with bronchitis, you pack your gym bag cuz you think it would make you "feel better" to hit the gym
 
Amazing how this thread continued for this long.

Your obsessed with bb when you do pushups with your little brother on your back, to kill boredom.

Also you go and train even though your girlfriend has tempted you by wearing some amazing lingerie. This one is a bit more extreme
 
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