Tonight I went to the club/bar alone and had a blast! Thanks for the advice everyone!

[KillahBee]

I would take this a step further and not even deal with any chick that asks a guy to buy her a drink at all. Smacks of entitlement and classless for a chick to ask that of a random guy. Of course in NYC club etiquette might be a little different than Texas.

It's not the girl's fault tho. Cause 95% of the dudes out there WILL in fact buy her a drink when she acts. Shit, if I had that power I would sure as shit use it constantly, lol. I don't blame the chicks.

But, it actually sets up quite nicely for the few high value dudes who actually look at the chick and laugh at them. I was at a club in NYC a while ago and it happened to be 18+ that night Anyway, those of us over 21 had bracelets so we could buy booze. So, a group of under 21 girls came over to me and my buddy and did the flirt thing then jumped in with "Will you guys buy us drinks?". So, I made them each tell me a joke or an entertaining story. It was awesome to watch them rack their brains to try and come up with something good for me - even when they could have said "screw off" and gotten some other sucker to buy em drinks. They liked it. We chilled with them most of the night and had a great time together after that.

Moral of the story - they were just doing what they have been socially trained to do. And when I threw em a curveball, it actually acted as a qualifier. A test of sorts. They passed and we all immediately had a little more respect for each other. And then we all had a ton of fun.

 

[jh1]

Guys have been buying girls drinks since the dawn of time bros. That shit is as old as prostitution - maybe even dirt.

No doubt it's a good idea to blow off some chica that is blatently fucking rude about it, but it's an entirely different thing to buy drinks for a girl that may be obviously sending those signals..

As long as buying them the drink will clearly be self serving, I see no real issues with that. If you knwo this chica is gonna use you for hte drink and bail - fuck no...


I recommend that Healother tell these bitchs that he has an 8ball of coke back at his house..

 

[GoldenDelicious]

conversation i had in a bar called the Victoria Hotel, aka home of the 3 toed wilder sloths aka local chicks - and yes, i drew it out like this

girl: and ill have 2 champagnes, thanks

(yes. thats what she said to golden, who she thought was her drink dispenser)

golden: what

girl: 2 champagnes!

golden: what do you mean, 2 champagnes? why dont you get your own?

girl: because youre a guy, and thats what guys do

golden: okay. you see, i got this thing about buying drinks for women

girl: (in response to my silence) what thing?

golden: i dont buy them drinks...until AFTER i fuck them

her jaw fell on the floor

2-3 minutes later she was trying to pole dance on my leg while sucking a lollie pop, telling me she gave the best head in town

"no thanks. not in the mood tonight"

best unrehearsed pwning ive ever delivered properly

 

[KillahBee]

Have you realized the extreme power in the simple yet underestimated "you're just...not my type" line?!

omg, maing. priceless

 

[GoldenDelicious]

not yet, but ill do it on tuesday if this cold clears up

also, i dont feel guilty about having told that story before lol

 

[Jon79]

i did the same friday and had a blast! thanks for the advice hr

 

[Spartacus]

you can pick up a 5 and none of your buds will know

 

[Smurfy]

I said: "well, I dunno, are you my friend?"



^^^^Lamest line ever. Dont ever utter those words to anyone ever again. Totally geigh. You should have just told her "NO I'M NOT BUYING YOU A DRINK YOU DUMN SLUT". I guarantee she would have been all over your johnson for the remainder of the evening.

 

[Spartacus]

Re: Tonight I went to the club/bar alone and had a blast! Thanks for the advice every

Guys have been buying girls drinks since the dawn of time bros. That shit is as old as prostitution - maybe even dirt.

No doubt it's a good idea to blow off some chica that is blatently fucking rude about it, but it's an entirely different thing to buy drinks for a girl that may be obviously sending those signals..

As long as buying them the drink will clearly be self serving, I see no real issues with that. If you knwo this chica is gonna use you for hte drink and bail - fuck no...


I recommend that Healother tell these bitchs that he has an 8ball of coke back at his house..

hell yeah

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol@bumping into dan