The problem with todays women...

[puddlemonkey]

Ok so my buddy links me to his ex-g/f's myspace in a e-mail to laugh at something. I go to the page but it's set to private. Feeling a little ripped off after going through all that copy/paste effort with the e-mailed link, I click one of the myspace "Here are some public profiles you might find interesting:" people.


Here are some of the pics and her comments for each:

Georgous me eating at my house in Ponce de Leon

You know you want me

I'm a little aggrevated but I still look sexy

You know you love it

Don't Hate. Hell I Can't Help It That I Look This Good.

You Just Wish You Could Look As Good As Me

You Know You Wish You Could Have Me

Can You Say Sexy!!!!





















Nauseating

 

[Wulfgar]

She is begging for a steamy number 2 fo sho

 

[puddlemonkey]

Is that a picture of herself on the wall? lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

Shocker!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Humanity is doomed!

 

[puddlemonkey]

You just can't make this shit up, check it out for yourself: myspace

 

[slimjim1985]

I gave up after the first couple of pics as I am already sick to my stomach. Just making it worse

 

[puddlemonkey]

I gave up after the first couple of pics as I am already sick to my stomach. Just making it worse

lol

 

[bakemeacookie]

I always go to myspace to remind myself how young americans are fucking retards and why foreigners are kicking our ass and stealing our jobs and will continue to do so.

c

 

[Mr. dB]

Yikes. I bet she has bruise marks from people touching her with ten foot poles.

They should put her picture in the margin of the dictionary next to the definition for "skag".